As any of you who have been following the fucked-up love life of fucked-up mother Mama June knows, her current boyfriend, Gene Doak is a disaster (exhibits: A, B and C), and is only one of her better boyfriends because he didn’t molest her own daughter. So I mean… the bar is pretty low. And now Geno is continuing to show how he’s only a slight improvement by drunkenly crashing his SUV into June’s garage.
TMZ has acquired video of Geno acting like a wasted mess. There is no part of him which is sober and he’s doing something which every super wasted person really should drive, drive. That genius decision led to Geno crashing his SUV.
The video starts after the SUV crash with Mama June crawling over a seat to tend to whatever hot mess is going on in the driver’s seat. Then, Geno stumbles out with his pants well below his ass–and he struggles to make it from the car to the front door of June’s house. He even shoves away Mama June’s hand as she tries to pull his pants up for him. His pants also fall all the way down around his knees at one point, then he goes back to the car and gets in the passenger seat.
Honestly that video is trash, but the BEST part is when the woman recording goes:
“Oh mah god… Honey Boo Boo-mama got on her damn see-through gown!”
It’s the one piece of true comedy in the video as the rest of it is literally just criminal evidence of an intoxicated driver causing property damage. I’m sure the comedy of Mama June’s trashy attire quickly wore off for this woman and now she’s looking for a new place to live with less drunk-drivers living across the street. You won’t find people breaking into your house to clean it in this neighbourhood, only a wasted, naked Geno passed out on your young child’s race-car-shaped bed.