Category: Such Fakery
Khloe Kardashian Joked About Getting A Weekly Face Transplant
Over the weekend, the 666th reboot of Khloe Kardashian’s face made the news, and since the members of the Koven are silicone khameleons, it wasn’t exactly a shock. But seeing as how bleak the news has been, it was a Juvederm-infused breath of fresh air.
Yesterday, Khloe posted another picture on Instagram and while looking at it, I nearly dropped my phone from the weight of F3 (filters, fillers, and Fotoshop, which is a bootleg copy of Photoshop found on the dark web). One of her followers asked, “Why do you look so different in all your photos?” And that’s like asking a cat, “Why do you meow?” It just is! But Khloe decided to “clap” back, which is impressive and her only real talent. I mean, you try clapping when you’ve got praying mantis diving boards for nails.
Federal Prosecutors Have Released The Infamous Rowing Photos Of Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Giannulli’s Daughters
When Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo Giannulli were busted in the College Admissions Scandal for allegedly paying $500,000 to get their daughters Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli into USC, we learned that part of the scam included fake rowing pictures that were sent with their fake applications and resumes (a resume Lori and Mossimo claim they didn’t even know existed). And now, federal prosecutors decided to throw a bone to all of us drama-lovers stuck at home in isolation, because they’ve finally released the fake rowing pictures.
Harvey Weinstein Was Seen Without That Walker He Conveniently Had In Court A Few Days Ago
During a bail hearing for his upcoming criminal trial, Harvey Weinstein was seen pulling out a discount CVS-grade walker with the explanation that he had a bad back. It was a side-eye to the maximum. Well guess what, all you skeptics out there, Harvey is healed! Page Six says he was seen without that walker of his, able-bodied and everything.
Lady Gaga Says She And Bradley Cooper Wanted You To Believe They Were In Love
Ah, 2018. A simpler time, when Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were rumored to be deep (see what I did there?) in the middle of some real-life love after falling in love on screen in A Star Is Born. Was it real? Was it fake? Lady Gaga eventually claimed she and Bradley were committed to giving you full in-love fantasy, but whether there was anything there was up for debate. Well, debate’s over. Lady Gaga recently told Oprah that it was her and Bradley’s goal to make you think they were really in love during their 2019 Oscars performance.
Those YouTubers’ “Wedding” Ended In A Not-At-All Staged Fight
If you enjoy YouTuber Jake Paul, then what is wrong with you?!Because I don’t understand the allure of this 22-year-old uber-douche-bro who looks like if Eminem was cloned and has his DNA spliced with a sweat-stained Ed Hardy t-shirt and a soft jawline. But anyway, this douchebag got married last night and it was totally real and not just a PR grab. It was a total shit-show complete with an Oprah Winfrey impersonator!
Offset Crashed Cardi B’s Concert Last Night In A Public Attempt To Win Her Back
Last night, Offset took his public appeal to woo back his estranged wife Cardi B when he crashed her set, begging her on stage with flowers to take him back. It looks like he has upped his game, but -UGH- this guy. There were 7th grade couples at my school who had more exciting and less predictable make up/break up drama than these two. So how did Cardi react to Offset’s little reindeer games? Let’s just say she wasn’t quick to recreate their old finger banging antics on stage.