Previously on Aunt Becky’s Bad Choices: Lori Loughlin and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, got what they asked for when federal prosecutors hit them with a document dump revealing their daughter Olivia Jade‘s fraudulent USC resume full of made-up “wrowing” accolades.
Lori and Mossimo’s College Admissions Scandal trial has been pushed to at least February 2021. So they’ve got plenty of time to pull more bullshit excuses out of their asses for why they paid $500,000 and used fake rowing pictures to get their two daughters into USC. A part of their strategy was to accuse the prosecution of hiding evidence. It backfired. Sources are now claiming that Lori and Mossimo knew nothing about that fraudulent resume.
Lori and Mossimo are facing charges for federal programs bribery, money laundering conspiracy, conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, and honest services mail and wire fraud. They face up to 45 years in prison (HA! Like they’re going to get anything close to that!). Lori and Mossimo are expected to argue that the College Admissions Scandal ringleader Rick Singer, who is working with the feds, tricked them and they’ve been victimized by prosecutors. The U.S. Attorney’s Office denied withholding evidence and got tired of the victim narrative so they let Lori and Mossimo have it by releasing Olivia’s resume. In case you forgot, this is what it looks like:
People has heard from sources who claim that the resume doesn’t prove that Lori and Mossimo were in on the rowing fakery. Sources claim that Lori and Mossimo didn’t even know it existed until prosecutors released it.
“They didn’t have anything to do with it. The handwritten part isn’t in any of their writing. They don’t even know enough about crew to know what awards are prestigious or not.￼ They are not capable of falsifying a resume like that, because that’s not their world.”
A second source says that Olivia Jade didn’t write it either, and blames USC:
“This application was not filled out by anyone in the Giannulli family. It was filled out unbeknownst to them by someone at USC.”
First of all, yes we’re aware that this family knows fuck-all about crew. Secondly,“their world”?
Expect Lori and Mossimo to submit writing samples proving they didn’t write that resume. Lori will scribble:
“Please don’t send me to prison, it was mostly him anyway.”