Category: Spider-Man
Open Post: Hosted By The Florida Man Who Has Seen “Spider-Man: No Way Home” 292 Times In Theaters
Ramiro Alanis, a Marvel-obsessed super fan from Florida, has set the record for “most cinema productions attended of the same film” after seeing Spider-Man: No Way Home 292 times between December 16 2021 and March 15 of this year. That’s only 90 days. By that math, Ramiro would’ve had to watch the movie 3.24 times a day (eight hours!) and he says he shelled out $3,400 for tickets. I have so, so many questions (most of them begin with, “WHY?!?”), but, as someone who’s watched, like, 50 episodes of Frasier in the last week, I have no right to judge. Continue reading
The Internet Got Mad At Kim Kardashian For Posting “Spider-Man: No Way Home” Spoilers
Unlike Kim Kardashian, I’ll warn you that this post contains SPOILERS for Spider-Man: No Way Home. Usually, if a person wants to avoid having a huge blockbuster spoiled for themselves, they avoid the internet completely. But Kim Kardashian’s Instagram account seems like a safe space to avoid comic book movie spoilers, or any spoilers in general (unless your name is Kanye West, and your idea of a spoiler is surprising yourself with proof of how many new vertical blinds Kim has installed on her windows). And yet, Kim’s account temporarily became ground zero for movie rage when she took a break from Instagramming pictures of her face to filling her Instagram Stories with Spider-Man spoilers.
“Spider-Man” Producer, Amy Pascal, Says She Warned Tom Holland And Zendaya From Dating Each Other
Short King, Tom Holland, is only 25-years-old and he’s already ready to take time off from work and start a family. It probably helps that he’s dating 25-year-old Zendaya who is at least guaranteed more than seven minutes of work in the next Dune movie, so she can sustain them financially. JK, but these two follow in the footsteps of like every pairing of Spider-Man co-stars ever in that they met on set and started dating and are now a power couple. But that almost wasn’t the case, as a producer of the series, Amy Pascal, recently revealed that she initially warned both Tom and Zendaya from dating each other. But clearly, she doesn’t know that the fans are thirsty for pictures of hot people kissing each other so you should never tell two celebrities to not bump down-low parts.
A Bunch Of Actors From The Old Spider-Man Movies Will Return For Appearances In “Spider Man 3”
Like many people on Earth (presumably), Spider-Man 2 (2004) is one of my favorite films. I love Kirsten Dunst and her little teefies, Tobey Maguire was a cutie, and, thanks in part to an incredibly explicit sex dream about Alfred Molina, it is my belief that Otto “Doctor Octopus” Octavius is the best movie superhero villain of all time. All-time! So imagine my horny surprise when it was announced that a bunch of old Spider-verse actors are either in talks or confirmed to return for the third Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland. That includes Kirsten, my dream-lover Alfred Molina, plus Andrew Garfield as the second Spider-Man, Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy, and Jamie Foxx as Electro (who?)!
Open Post: Hosted By Jack Black Following Up His Performance To WAP With A Sexy Spider-Man Dance
Poor Jack Black. In pre-pandemic times fans would run up to him on the street and scream, “Jack Black, Jack Black, I loved you in Goosebumps 2! Do something funny, please?!” Then he’d do a little dance or play the drums on his belly and everyone would laugh and applaud and cheer. Without these precious encounters to fuel him, Jack the Performer is dying. So he’s resorted to filming seductive backyard dances and posting them to social media. Last time he put on a Speedo and humped the ground to “WAP”. For his follow-up, he’s opted for prancing around in a skintight Spiderman suit. Jack leaps, kicks, jumps, humps (again), crawls, climbs walls, and wiggles his lil’ butt for the camera.
A Drunk, Crying Tom Holland May Have Helped Keep Spider-Man In The Marvel Cinematic Universe
A few months ago, we learned that Sony, who owns Spider-Man, was possibly going to pull him from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which Disney owns, after negotiations stalled. People were outraged! Eventually Disney and Sony came to an agreement, and Spider-Man remained in the MCU. Apparently the road that led to such a joyful conclusion included a drunken phone call from Spider-Man himself, Tom Holland, to Disney CEO Bob Iger.