Open Post: Hosted By Jack Black Doing The “WAP” Dance

November 16, 2020 / Posted by: Emily

There’s some whores in this house, and it turns out one of them is Jack Black! A decided improvement over Kylie Jenner. Yesterday the School of Rock star (he’ll always be Dewey Finn to me) posted an Instagram video of him doing the WAP dance wearing a red Speedo. Sure, Jack’s moves weren’t as sharp as Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s, the video wasn’t done in one take, and someone’s hosing him down like a car, but the enthusiasm is there! And when it comes to the Wet Ass Pussy dance, that’s all that counts.

Here’s the vid:

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Did anyone else see the sky light up with lightning? Were Jack’s dank ass moves actually some sort of ancient rain dance? Bitch started a storm!

I hope Jack isn’t too sore today. The dude is 51, and he actually managed to do that cool spinning-on-your-back then right into a floor-hump move. I couldn’t do that. And, yes, I’ve tried. In the living room on my rug, in front of one very confused kitty cat. I filmed it too. The shameful footage was immediately deleted from my phone’s camera roll, but it led to my self-esteem being traumatized in a way that can never be erased.

Pic: Instagram

Tags: Cardi B, I Can Dance If I Want To, Jack Black, Open Post, WAP

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