A Bunch Of Actors From The Old Spider-Man Movies Will Return For Appearances In “Spider Man 3”
Like many people on Earth (presumably), Spider-Man 2 (2004) is one of my favorite films. I love Kirsten Dunst and her little teefies, Tobey Maguire was a cutie, and, thanks in part to an incredibly explicit sex dream about Alfred Molina, it is my belief that Otto “Doctor Octopus” Octavius is the best movie superhero villain of all time. All-time! So imagine my horny surprise when it was announced that a bunch of old Spider-verse actors are either in talks or confirmed to return for the third Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland. That includes Kirsten, my dream-lover Alfred Molina, plus Andrew Garfield as the second Spider-Man, Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy, and Jamie Foxx as Electro (who?)!
No word yet on the original Spider-Man Tobey Maguire, but he’s apparently in talks to come back. Hmmm… holding out for more cash? Too busy filming the direct-to-video sequel for Seabiscuit? Or maybe he and the rest of the Pussy Posse signed a contract that dictated they weren’t allowed to outshine Leo DiCaprio. All possibilities.
Now, why are they all returning? Aren’t half of their characters dead? Yes, but, just like the animated Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, the upcoming film will, wait for it… deep dive into the Spider-Verse. Anything can happen in a multi-verse! There could be an Alfred Molina sex scene with, saaay, ME, for God’s sakes (if we mention this enough on the internet, it could very well happen)! The last installment, Spider-Man: Far from Home, grossed over $1 billion worldwide. Its director, Jon Watts, will be back for this third outing, along with Zendaya, Jacob Batalon, Tony Revolori, and Marisa Tomei as elderly old Aunt May. Benedict Cumberbatch will also join as Doctor Strange, who will apparently serve as Peter Parker’s mentor (ugh, at this point they’re just cutting into Doc Ock’s screentime!).
But back to Alfred Molina. So sexy! In the dream, he was so burly and dominating. It was hot in a Tony Soprano sorta way. Too much information? Only for my mom, who sometimes reads these posts!
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