Night Crumbs
January 17, 2022 is an extremely important day in history, because it’s when rainbow-wrapped ray of sunshine Betty White turns 100. To celebrate that momentous day of momentous days, a documentary special called Betty White: 100 Years Young — A Birthday Celebration will play in movie theaters across the land. That’s weird, honestly. No, not that there’s a Betty White documentary. It’s weird that movie theaters are open that day. Every single business in the universe should be closed so that everyone can be at home with their families to celebrate the birth of an intergalactic treasure. I mean, it’s a bigger day than Christmas! – SOW
Fashion icon and queen of the Don’t Give A Fuck movement Frances McDormand has continued to keep Birkenstock in business by wearing her formal time Birkenstocks with hot pink socks to the L.A. premiere of The Tragedy of Macbeth – Lainey Gossip
Maralee Nichols, the woman who claims that the raw dog lothario known as Tristan Thompson put a baby in her while he was with Khlomeleon Kardashian, wants to clear some shit up. She’s not a personal trainer anymore. She’s lived in California since 2019. And she never drove a Maserati to one of her dick appointments with Tristan. Well, it’s a good thing she’s getting HER TRUTH out now because we’re all going to forget about this story next week when at least three more side pieces come out saying that Tristan’s wandering peen impregnated them too – Just Jared
The trailer for How I Met Your Father is out, and well…. at least Kim Cattrall is getting a check from it – Pajiba
Tom Holland wants to take a break from acting to start a family. Cut to Zendaya putting a PRIVACY PLEASE sign over her stomach as every tabloid editor in the business puts a magnifying glass on it – Celebitchy
Dionne Warwick joined Twitter because that playground of young hussies needed a grown-up – Towleroad
Michelle Kwan will soon be Ambassador Michelle Kwan – CNN
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