Category: Scientology
Kirstie Alley Called Twitter’s Suspension Of Donald Trump “Slavery”
I didn’t know it was possible to be a member of two different cults simultaneously yet Kirstie Alley has proved that anything is possible if you’re dumb enough. Back in October, Kirstie let it be known that she was going to vote for Donald Trump, thus pledging her allegiance to the MAGA movement and embracing all that comes with it. She called Nancy Pelosi EVIL, and quoted QAnon’s now-suspended Twitter Page saying “WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL *American flag emoji* I like it.” Yet, after last Wednesday’s insurrection (look at me, casually mentioning an insurrection when it should be The Kid’s Choice Awards or some shit. What a year[s]) Kirstie had an opportunity to distance herself from the mob but instead chose to lean on her all caps key and assert that Twitter’s decision to suspend Trump’s Twitter account was “SLAVERY” and that “BIG TECH” now holds “the keys to the chains.” Please forgive her. It must be so confusing holding competing ideologies that are both rooted in science fiction, especially considering the fact that one of them probably involves literal slavery. And let’s not forget the fact that she is also, apparently, very, very dumb.
The Civil Case Against Danny Masterson Has Been Ordered To “Religious Arbitration”
Accused rapist Danny Masterson has an arraignment scheduled for Wednesday, January 6th to face criminal charges for allegedly raping three women, Chrissie Carnell Bixler and two Jane Does. For those charges, he’s facing a sentence of 45 years-to life if convicted. He’s also fighting a civil case brought by those women, plus another, Marie Bobette Riales. However, with the help of a rich, well-connected uncle named David Miscavage, People reports that the civil case has been ordered to “religious arbitration” because Chrissie and the Janes Doe all signed something when they were members of COS. Tony Ortega reports at The Underground Bunker, just how fucking sinister that ruling is.
Leah Remini Says That Tom Cruise’s COVID-19 Rant Was All For Show, And Scientologists Don’t Believe In The Pandemic
Last week a recording of Tom Cruise losing his shit on the set of Mission: Impossible VII was leaked. Public response wasn’t all that terrible, since it seemed Tom was freaking out in the name of COVID-19 safety. But former Scientologist Leah Remini took note of some of the positive press Tom received after his screaming fit and replied, “Bullshit, Thy Name Is Messiah Cruise!” She wrote a statement outlining exactly why Tommy’s COVID rant was PR baloney. Leah’s main point was that Scientologists don’t even believe in the pandemic or sickness. She also pointed out that Tom throws similar tantrums when “an assistant had the audacity to serve him a drink in a chipped mug.”
Kirstie Alley Declares That She’s Voting For Trump Again, And Gets Dragged For It
Kirstie Alley has been trending on Twitter since yesterday, and in the year 2020, the only reason for Kirstie Alley to trend is because she brought the messiness on Twitter again. Yesterday, the actress turned reality TV wreck turned professional Twitter nutjob decided to come out on Twitter and confirm what anybody who actually thinks about Kirstie Alley already knew, which is that she will be voting for Trump 2020. Yes, MAGA’s celebrity wing is just busting out with more A-list star power.
Some Famous Scientologists Are Trapped In Scientology Forever
Actually, to correctly quote Us Weekly’s cover story, notable Scientologists like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirstie Alley are allegedly TRAPPED FOR LIFE!!!!! But, of course, they’re not being held hostage since we’re talking about the rich and famous-ish Scientologists – standard Scientology rules don’t apply. According to a source, they’re not exactly free either. Apparently Scientology is a lot like The Eagles’ Hotel California; you can check-in, but you can never leave.
Marisol Nichols From “Riverdale” Is Making A Show About Her Side Gig As An Undercover Sex Trafficking Agent
Here’s a weird one. Marisol Nichols, who, up until recently, played Veronica’s mom on Riverdale, has been an undercover pedo hunter this whole time. I know! They walk among us!
Marisol revealed her double life in May’s issue of Marie Claire. Now her story is being turned into a TV series (fictional, not just a reboot of To Catch A Predator) by Sony Pictures Television. She’ll executive produce and “likely star”, according to Deadline.