Coronavirus begat Gal Gadot asking the Tone Deaf Avengers to Imagine a world where irony does not exist. Not to be outshone, for the occasion of the Black Lives Matter movement, we will be subjected to a barrage of actors emoting about racism while serving black and white Stanislavsky turtleneck Inside The Actors Studio earnestness. In a video for a new initiative called I Take Responsibility, “a cadre of stars staring directly into cameras as they pledge to take responsibility for how they’ve perpetuated racism or allowed it to go on in their presence.” (via The Hollywood Reporter). But don’t get too excited, nobody gets too specific. But we do get to hear Justin Theroux take responsibility for “every not so funny joke,” something you’ll never hear from me! #ITakeNoResponsibilityWhatsoever
When you see AHS:AHS on timeline, it’s not because Elon Musk and Grimes had another baby, it’s because Ryan Murphy cannot chill for even one minute. According to Deadline, Ryan is already promoting a new series called American Horror Stories which is a spinoff of his FX series American Horror Story: Julie Roberts’ Niece. This was all announced on Instagram Live by way of a show called American Horror Story: Pandemic which is just all of Ryan Murphy’s favorite actors trapped together on a never-ending Zoom call.
Because sure, why not, Sarah Paulson (of award-winning serious actress fame) and Lisa Vanderpump (of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Vanderpump Rules, and PuppyGate fame) got into a little Twitter tiff (a Twiffer). It all started with Sarah doing a Vanity Fair lie detector interview (which feels a little excessive to find out truths about which housewives you like… but here we are) and Sarah said that she’s glad Lisa is off the Housewives franchise and that she met her at a party and Lisa wasn’t that nice to her. THE HORROR!!
Sadly, John Goodman was robbed and is not playing Linda Tripp in Ryan Murphy’s take on the Monica Lewinsky/Bill Clinton scandal. Sarah Paulson is. And after much back and forth, the third season of American Crime Story is a go.
Put Brienne of Tarth on the Iron Throne and let’s be done with it. She’s clearly the baddest bitch in all of the 7 kingdoms. At last night’s final season premiere of Game Of Thrones in NYC, Gwendoline Christie brought both the fire and the ice to the red carpet. Instead of relying on Oathkeeper as she does on the show, Gwen relied on what her momma gave her to slay the competition. Brienne of Tarth must have had Cersei Lannister so shook she didn’t even bother to show. However, Gwen’s shine didn’t seem to intimidate Kit Harington one bit.
Many people in their 70s are usually at home fighting over whether to watch The People’s Court or Maury, but apparently not Holland Taylor! She’s a horny oldie on a mission, and she’ll slide into your DMs to get some tail. Well, at least that’s how she was with Sarah Paulson. Sarah was on Watch What Happens Live! last night with Billy Eichner, and while discussing if Billy ever had luck finding love on the apps (he hasn’t), it emerged Sarah most certainly has.