The Game of Thrones family is going to have another posh-speaking British person joining the fold. Pocket prince Kit Harrington, with his perpetual “oh no” face and tightly curled mop, managed to do the unthinkable: he got his wife, Rose Leslie, pregnant. Yep, another pandemic baby is upon us, because what else is there to do besides fuck, moisturize your luscious locks with a hair mask (if you’re Jon Snow), and fuck?
Some days we must take the little blessings where we can find them, for they are to be treasured above all else. Today’s little blessing is a scowly, pint-sized, freshly shorn beefcake in skintight light wash denim jeans, walking a silly dog in a puffer vest. I call him Klit Harrytongue, but his mama calls him Kit Harington and today we are #blessed
Put Brienne of Tarth on the Iron Throne and let’s be done with it. She’s clearly the baddest bitch in all of the 7 kingdoms. At last night’s final season premiere of Game Of Thrones in NYC, Gwendoline Christie brought both the fire and the ice to the red carpet. Instead of relying on Oathkeeper as she does on the show, Gwen relied on what her momma gave her to slay the competition. Brienne of Tarth must have had Cersei Lannister so shook she didn’t even bother to show. However, Gwen’s shine didn’t seem to intimidate Kit Harington one bit.
Ah, Luxembourg! City of romance! Or is it country of romance? It’s a confusing place. It’s even more confusing if you are passed the fuck out after a coke bender with your Russian mistress. There’s a slight possibility that that’s what happened to newlywed Kit Harington. Photos appearing to depict Kit in naked repose were shared by his alleged mistress who claims she and Rose Leslie‘s husband have been carrying on an affair, and that they fucked as recently as right before their June wedding.
(SPOILER ALERT) Ygritte may have died on Game of Thrones but the actress who played her, Rose Leslie, is still laying all up in Jon Snow’s stinky bed of pelts. According to People, Kit Harington (AKA Klit Hairytongue) and Rose Leslie are engaged to be married, dooming them to forever being asked to act out the line “You know nothing Jon Snow” for the rest of their natural days. I had no idea these two were a thing in real life but apparently she’s been sheathing his Longclaw for some time.