Brienne of Tarth Is The Clear Winner Of The “Game Of Thrones” Red Carpet

Put Brienne of Tarth on the Iron Throne and let’s be done with it. She’s clearly the baddest bitch in all of the 7 kingdoms. At last night’s final season premiere of Game Of Thrones in NYC, Gwendoline Christie brought both the fire and the ice to the red carpet. Instead of relying on Oathkeeper as she does on the show, Gwen relied on what her momma gave her to slay the competition. Brienne of Tarth must have had Cersei Lannister so shook she didn’t even bother to show. However, Gwen’s shine didn’t seem to intimidate Kit Harington one bit.

Despite rumors of infidelity with a Russian “model”, Kit was doing the most with his signature International Male model middle-distance stare, with his wife Rose Leslie at his side. Rose on the other hand, looks like she’s ready to chew her arm off to get out of this dire wolf trap situation.

Rose’s long dead GOT character Ygritte may have famously accused Jon Snow of knowing nothing, but she was obviously wrong. Jon Snow may be an oblivious aunt-fucker, but he sure as hell knows his angles. If he survives the series, Jon will be a shoe-in for the spin-off Westeros’ Next Top Model.

Dearly departed Ygritte wasn’t the only GOT corpse to rise from the dead join the legions of wight carpet walkers. Fan favorite and rape aficionado Khal Drogo, known to some as Jason Momoa, was there with his wife Lisa Bonet, who looks positively thrilled to have been dragged away from her yoga retreat to be there.

Lisa looks hungry which is wild considering she has a juicy piece of Grade A man meat at her disposal. What a waste. Also in danger of going hungry was Sophie Turner who plays Iron Throne front-runner Sansa Stark.

She arrived with her man Joe Jonas who some might consider a snack, but who would definitely leave me hungry for more. He’s like a little puffed up bag of airplane peanuts that’s only actually got three nuts inside. Luckily, Sophie is dressed up as a Laughlin, Nevada cocktail waitress, so she probably knows where the nut refills are kept.

You can check out more of the cast, plus a bunch of random celebs who made it to the GOT red carpet in the gallery below.