Category: Sacha Baron Cohen
Rudy Giuliani Got Caught With His Hands Down His Pants During A Prank For “Borat 2”
I guess this week’s theme is: Old Crusty Bald Dudes Grabbing Their Dicks When Nobody Asked.
If they weren’t sworn enemies, Jeffrey Toobin would take his hand off his Zoom dick, shake a little of the Toojizz off, and give Rudy Giuliani a handshake for temporarily taking the fapping perv spotlight off of him. Because The Daily Beast says that during the filming of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Rudy was caught on hidden camera unbuttoning his shirt and putting his hands down his pants in front of an actress he thought was a journalist. In related news, that actress has started a GoFundMe to raise money for the eyeballs and stomach that left her body at the sight of Ghouliani touching himself.
Sacha Baron Cohen Secretly Shot A “Borat” Sequel Which Will Premiere Next Month
If last night’s presidential debates proved anything (other than that we’re all fucking doomed), it’s that we are definitely living in a post-Borat society with a sitting president who is 100% certified un-gotchable. People are just out here saying the inside stuff out loud anyway, no need for Sacha Baron Cohen to trick them into it. However, according to Deadline, SBC has been covertly filming a sequel to his 2006 film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, which will premiere on Amazon Prime sometime in late October. SBC hustled to get the movie done before the election, and used last night’s debate as a PR stunt, tweeting a video from an account purporting to belong to the government of Kazakhstan, praising Donald Trump. Trump has not yet retweeted it as of this writing.
Jeremy Strong Asked To Get Sprayed With Real Tear Gas In The Name Of ACTING
Move over Piven, Irons and Renner, there’s a new eye-roll-inducing Jeremy on the scene! IndieWire reports that Succession star Jeremy Strong has been following in the hand cobbled footsteps of the MC Method Master, his one-time employer Daniel Day-Lewis, and is perhaps taking his role as one of the Chicago Seven, a bit too seriously. Jeremy plays civil rights activist Jerry Rubin in The Trial of the Chicago 7, an upcoming Netflix movie from Aaron Sorkin about the infamous trial that followed the aftermath of the protests at the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago. Apparently, not satisfied with doing the old Sorkin walk and talk, Jeremy asked to do a Sorkin walk and get sprayed in the face with actual tear gas. I can’t wait to see him on Broadway in For Method Actors Who Have Considered Tear Gas / When Onion Juice Is Enuf.
Sacha Baron Cohen Crashed A Right-Wing Event In Washington
It’s an understatement to say that 2020 is the messiest year on record. Like, we’ve got Drag Race contestants having to walk back statements they previously made about the coronavirus being a hoax, Kanye West is working for The Gap again, and TikTok teens are fucking with the RSVP numbers at Trump rallies. And that’s on top of the murder hornets and COVID-19 and everything else that has made the past 6 months feel like 6 years. But there’s one thing that happened recently that might have brought back feelings of nostalgia and familiar comfort for some. And that’s that Sacha Baron Cohen crashed an event in disguise, just to embarrass and anger some right-wing Americans.
Elon Musk Wants You To #DeleteFacebook
Elon Musk took time away from communicating with his and Grimes’ alleged unborn baby via AI-powered sonic unit, and decided to go after Mark Zuckerberg on Twitter with help from Sacha Baron Cohen. Elon has hated on Facebook in the past. Two years ago, he deleted all Facebook pages associated with his companies. And now he’s telling the rest of y’all to #DeleteFacebook.
Sacha Baron Cohen Shit All Over Mark Zuckerberg At The Golden Globes
Ricky Gervais, cockringmaster of the latest celebrity jerk-off fest known as the Golden Globes, started the show by calling out the hypocrites of Hollywood who act all woke yet receive checks from Chinese sweatshop-using companies like Apple (and he said it in front of Tim Cook). Ricky then said that those fraudulent wokies need to stop getting all political in their speeches because his ears are about to fall off from the hypocrisy of it all. The celebrities totally listened! Michelle Williams listened! Patricia Arquette listened! Joaquin Phoenix listened too! And Sacha Baron Cohen definitely listened when he used his time on the Golden Globes stage to once again call out Facebook overlord Mark Zuckerberg for letting the Nazis Nazi it up on your mom’s favorite site to post wine memes on.