Sacha Baron Cohen Shit All Over Mark Zuckerberg At The Golden Globes
Ricky Gervais, cockringmaster of the latest celebrity jerk-off fest known as the Golden Globes, started the show by calling out the hypocrites of Hollywood who act all woke yet receive checks from Chinese sweatshop-using companies like Apple (and he said it in front of Tim Cook). Ricky then said that those fraudulent wokies need to stop getting all political in their speeches because his ears are about to fall off from the hypocrisy of it all. The celebrities totally listened! Michelle Williams listened! Patricia Arquette listened! Joaquin Phoenix listened too! And Sacha Baron Cohen definitely listened when he used his time on the Golden Globes stage to once again call out Facebook overlord Mark Zuckerberg for letting the Nazis Nazi it up on your mom’s favorite site to post wine memes on.
As The Daily Beast points out, SBC spoke at an Anti-Defamation League event in November and echoed Aaron Sorkin by dropping a wet fart on Mark Zuckerberg for letting anti-Semites spew out holocaust denying trash and other hateful shit on Facebook. SBC said at the time that blocking anti-Semitic and racist comments isn’t about taking away someone’s free speech, it’s about taking away a platform for pieces of trash to target their victims and spread hate. And at last night’s Golden Globes, SBC won Best Verbal Shitting On A Billionaire when he introduced the movie Jojo Rabbit:
“The hero of this next movie is a naive, misguided child who spreads Nazi propaganda and only has imaginary friends. His name is Mark Zuckerberg. Sorry, sorry. This is an old intro for The Social Network. I’m actually talking about Jojo Rabbit. It’s nominated for two Golden Globes and it’s directed by its star, the brilliant and groundbreaking Taika Waititi.”
And here’s SBC knocking the Costco free sample out of Mark Zuckberg’s mouth while looking like a human Otter Pop:
Watch Sacha Baron Cohen take on Mark Zuckerberg while presenting #JojoRabbit at the #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/D5vyLVJMas pic.twitter.com/rIal2YZaLz
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) January 6, 2020
You know, whenever I write a headline like “So And So Shits On So And So,” I sometimes get an email from someone telling me off for giving them that visual. But this time not even the biggest anti-scat queen can complain about that headline since picturing an SBC turd on Mark Zuckerberg’s head is much more pleasant on the eyes than what’s really on his head:
Pic: NBC