Open Post: Hosted By Grimes’ Pregnancy Beauty Routine

February 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Grimes is allegedly pregnant with a space cyborg baby she created with Elon Musk. And that has brought on changes to her anthropomorphic essence, thus she made a video for Vogue about the skincare and makeup routine of a pregnant E-Nymph.

Grimes starts off with a regular face washing, surprisingly not with unique aqua water from Neptune. She then hydrates with “mist“–unclear if it’s galactic mist from Uranus or not. She also uses Korean essence. She says that when she “got knocked up” her skin got all red, and doing her makeup is harder. Grimes also uses a layer of Vitamin-C serum, which “supposedly” protects you from the sun.

Grimes does it keep it real when she says that she does her face up like a clown and looks insane. And she misses her unibrow:

“I used to have like a great unibrow–like fully a unibrow. And I did kind of wreck it in high school, cause it doesn’t really come back anymore… which is sad–to me–that was a mistake… cause I feel like unibrows are super cool now… I don’t know. If I could have it back, I would.”

Just ask your boyfriend, Grimes! He magically grew his hair back, so surely he can get your unibrow up and running again.

Pic: YouTube

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