Category: Ryan Gosling

Eva Mendes Says That Being With Ryan Gosling Made Her Want To Have Kids

October 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Did you hear that? That was the sound of the collective universe screaming “no shit, Eva!” after she blurted out the most unnecessarily obvious statement in the history of celebrity interviews. Apparently, Eva Mendes, who has been in a relationship with Ryan Gosling––with whom she shares two daughters––since 2011, NEVER used to think about birthin’ babies or pushing strollers and shit until she started grinding up on her hunky man.

But that’s funny, huh? Ya, my hot boyfriend helped me get over my hatred of kids once I realized that having constant, non-step sex with him (especially during those “The Place Beyond the Pines” years) was worth changing a few diapers. Hell, I’d have Ryan Gosling’s babies…and I just witnessed a screaming, maskless 5-year-old in a Walmart YESTERDAY.

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Robert Pattinson Is The World’s Most Handsome Man According To Science

February 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Science seriously needs to have its head examined. Last year Science tried to tell us that Bella Hadid was the most beautiful woman IN THE WORLD, now they say Robert Pattinson is the “world’s most handsome man” when he’s not even the world’s most handsome Cullen Family vampire (Kristin Stewart is certainly more handsome). No, Science is either drunk, or high, or a 12-year-old girl. Science is giving People Magazine a run for its money for the title of World’s Worst Superlative Chooser.

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Ryan Gosling Could Possibly Play Batman In The “Joker” Cinematic Universe

December 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Back in October, Jared Leto learned the cold hard truth that people really do still want to see movies about The Joker (just not ones starring him). Todd Phillips’ gritty, greasy Joker broke a bunch of box office records, which in Hollywood accounting terms means it will probably be getting a sequel. There’s word that the sequel will have Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker meeting Batman. And it’s rumored that one of the names being thrown around for Batman is Ryan Gosling.

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Neil Armstrong’s Sons Defend “First Man” Over Claims That It’s Un-American 

September 1, 2018 / Posted by:

You’re not a real American unless you’re wearing a red, white, and blue bikini while lighting off red, white and blue roman candles out of your nostrils as you sport a huge tattoo of the raising of the flag at Iwo Jima on your right asscheek. Hence, the Neil Armstrong biopic First Man, starring Ryan Gosling, has already been called un-American by failed 2016 presidential candidate Marco Rubio and Breitbart for not including the lunar planting of the flag scene. You’ve probably already stopped reading this to muse about Ryan Gosling in a bikini. Me too.

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The Creator Of The Papyrus Font Responded To “Saturday Night Live’s” Skit

October 3, 2017 / Posted by:

When the world’s gone to shit, sometimes it’s holding on to rage over the little things that helps us survive the Big Stuff. One of those little things is the papyrus font. So, many people felt Saturday Night Live’s takedown of the only font that might challenge Comic Sans as the world’s most hated font. Here’s the skit:

It turns out the creator of Papyrus, Chris Costello, has seen the skit and has some choice words for all you haters out there.

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