Rumer Who? Armie Hammer Went On A Date With Josh Lucas’ Ex Wife Jessica Ciencin Henriquez

September 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Just last Wednesday Armie Hammer appeared to be getting cozy with Rumer Willis when he was spotted with his arm around her waist on the streets of L.A. Little did we know that just two days earlier, Armie was spotted getting cozy at lunch with another woman entirely! According to Page Six, Armie had lunch in West Hollywood with writer Jessica Ciencin Henriquez who recently split with her ex-husband Josh Lucas who apparently suffered from a serious case of wandering peen syndrome. Will we ever find a cure? To recap, there have now been two verified reports of recently separated Armie Hammer getting cozy without the aid of a fireplace nor comfy blanket. What’s his secret?!?!?!

While Armie’s most heroic act was dancing like nobody was watching in that one movie, back in June, Jessica heroically called out her ex-husband Josh on Twitter for cheating on her in the midst of the pandemic. Jessica used that same energy in refusing to publicly acknowledge that she was playing footsie with a known toe freak. According to Page Six:

A source confirmed that the “Call Me by Your Name” star dined with Henriquez, the ex-wife of actor Josh Lucas, at West Hollywood restaurant Mamma Osteria last Monday. We’re told the lunch was their first date.

Henriquez, 34, played down the meal as romantic, later telling Page Six, “That’s just me having lunch.”

But when asked how long she and Hammer had been dating, Henriquez had no comment.

I guess the Hammer Dance isn’t the only move in Armie’s arsenal. Here’s Jessica and Armie doing Da Dip from a seated position with Armie’s hand upon her knee then she dip he dip they dip.

Jessica even got into the fun on Twitter by retweeting this.

According to People, Jessica really isn’t that into him saying “He seems like a very sweet guy, but he reminded me a bit too much of someone else.” Considering she accused Josh of being a ho with her full chest on Twitter not that long ago, I’m going to have to award all the points to Jessica for this sick burn on both of them.

I wonder what Armie told her about why his kids are still living in The Cayman Islands while he’s in L.A. dipping any which way but loose!


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