It’s pretty apparent that the 90s power thrupple Brad Pitt, Jenifer Aniston and Brad’s beanie Eleanor are never getting back together, but Bruce Willis and Demi Moore might just have a shot at making some intrepid Mortal Thoughts stan the happiest person alive. According to CNN, Bruce and Demi have been quarantining together, as a family, complete with matching pajamas, with their daughters Scout, Tallulah, Rumor and a myriad of boyfriends and pets, also wearing matching PJs. Yes, I know Bruce has been remarried since 2009 and has two other (seemingly invisible) kids, just let me have this, as the world’s last remaining Mortal Thoughts stan.
Tallulah and Demi each posted pictures of the family in their matching PJs to Instagram. No need to worry if they’re practicing good hygiene because Mr. Clean is in the hiz-ouse.
As for Bruce’s current wife, Emma Heming, it seems like she’s not self-isolating with them, because she commented on one of their pics with: “[Family bonding] at its finest … love and miss you guys.”
Demi has also been posting pictures of the family doing various things together in quarantine like having fireside hootanannys and going through old family photo albums. CNN reports:
In one of her Instagram comments, the youngest of the Willis daughters responded saying, “made the choice to quarantine together and have been together for 27 days taking every precaution.
That’s great, Tallulah, but can we please talk about your dad’s professional double for a minute. I found him on accident while “researching” this story.
I’m breathless. Speechless. Legless. He looks like if actual Bruce went to a spa and instead of putting him in a tanning bed, they put him into a Telepod machine like from The Fly with DNA samples from Vin Diesel and Stanley Tucci. Bruce ought to think about hiring him so he can wear matching outfits with both of his families at the same time!
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It’s Bruce’s birthday today! 🎉🎈🎂 And where I could use this space to write endlessly about him, let’s be real, he’s never going to see this post because he’s not on social media. So instead I’ll take this moment to ask everyone to please follow the @cdcgov guidelines closely so that we’re all safe and can move through this quickly and effectively so we can get back to some kind of normalcy, please. Look after yourselves and especially our elderly! 🙏🏽 #publicserviceannouncement #covid_19 #flattenthecurve #staywell #birthdayappreciation #brucewillis