Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Makeup Free” Celebrity Dinner Party

February 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Entertainment Tonight says that Gwyneth Paltrow decided to scroll through her cleric-cleansed diamond rolodex and find the numbers of her favorite celebrity girlfriends. She then called them over for an “intimate” dinner featuring professional photography. But there was a catch: They had to come SANS FARDS! Leave the makeup at home, ladies! Gwyneth wanted to see the real you! And let me tell you, these women are definitely pulling off the no-makeup makeup look, but ain’t none of them make-up free.

Demi Moore, Rumer Willis, Kate Hudson, Rachel Zoe, Erin Foster and even Keanu Reeves‘ girlfriend Alexandra Grant were just a few of the women at Gwyneth’s party. Gwyneth had set up an outdoor table with hanging lights and fed them a feast of a winter salad, king salmon steaks, chicken with roast grapes, long-cooked kale, and sweet potato “frites“. Yes, you worthless, peasants, “frites” not “fries.” And for dessert they had mini citrus naked cakes.

Gwyn posted about the amazing evening on her Instagram:

I mean… Rachel Zoe is clearly wearing mascara, has her brows filled in and that is definitely bronzer or contour on her forehead, so this evening is a lie. Shocking coming from Goop, eh? I bet it was just an excuse to sign up all her rich famous friends for her cruise! You think Gwyneth only extorts regular people? Please! Regular people can’t afford to waste money on a $100 glass of collagen-boosting iced tea.

Pic: Instagram

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