Category: Royals
Idris Elba Reveals The “West Coast” Track Requested By Meghan Markle At Her Royal Wedding Reception
Prior to marrying Prince Harry and running away from royal life and into the arms of multi-million dollar Netflix deals, Meghan Markle enjoyed all the accouterments of royal life. Well, enjoyed may be the wrong word because the Royals were as welcoming as a dentist using razor blades to extract teeth. And those perks included getting hot piece Idris Elba to DJ since you know, Idris is a DJ too. Now I’m sure you were initially envisioning a high tea with THE QUEEN making everyone curtsy as she mewed outdated phrases like “Pish tosh” and “Tally ho!” but that wasn’t the case at all. In fact, Idris mentioned one requested song that surprised him a bit.
Prince Willam And Duchess Kate Reportedly Have Regrets Following Their Ill-Fated Caribbean Tour
You don’t necessarily have to watch The Crown to keep up with Royal-family drama because their real lives are way more interesting. In today’s episode of Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s ongoing Caribbean saga, the Cambridges are ready to mend their tattered relationship with the three Caribbean nations they visited recently.
THE QUEEN Insisted Prince Andrew Escort Her To Prince Philip’s Memorial Service
This morning THE QUEEN attended Prince Philip’s memorial service at Westminster Abbey. Because of the Queen’s recent health issues, there’d been some debate as to whether she’d make it. A royal source previously told People that she hoped to attend, but a decision would be made on the day. Well, I guess today the Queen woke up and said, “Fuck it, let’s go.” And then she opted for an extra layer of “FUCK IT” when she “insisted” on being escorted by Prince Andrew. Continue reading
A New Biography Claims THE QUEEN Struggled With Three Of Her Four Kids Getting Divorced
This week People published some excerpts from an upcoming biography about THE QUEEN, entitled Queen of Our Times: The Life of Queen Elizabeth II. In the released passages, author and royal expert Robert Hardman writes that, while the Queen may have been her usual stiff-lipped, stoic self when three of her kids (Princess Anne, Prince Charles, and Prince Andrew) all got divorces in the ’90s, it actually “distressed her much more than she let on.” I mean, I get it. Your son allegedly abused an underage sex trafficking victim? Ehhh, shit happens. But to permanently stain the royal family with a DIVORCE? That crosses the line. Continue reading
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Skipping Prince Philip’s Memorial Due To Security Reasons
If memorial coverage that led to the highest number of complaints the BBC had ever seen and a funeral fit for a king wasn’t enough, a new memorial service at Westminster Abbey has been scheduled for the late Prince Philip. That’s one of the perks of being a senior royal: people will constantly be reminded of your existence well after you pass! Another perk is that you get 24-hour security. Which, as we’ve learned, is no longer the case for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. If they can’t get some beefy dudes to cover them while they visit the UK, it looks like the former royal couple will miss out on Prince Philip’s memorial!
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Accepted A Special NAACP Award
The NAACP Image Awards were on Saturday, and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle popped by to accept the President’s Award, which recognizes special achievement and distinguished public service. Past recipients of this award include Muhammad Ali, Jesse Jackson, LeBron James, Rihanna, and Spike Lee. Perfect! Now Harry has a sure-fire ice breaker the next time he finds himself awkwardly peeing beside Spike Lee in the Nobu men’s room.