Night Crumbs

January 12, 2023 / Posted by:

Since Gerard Pique and Shakira split over his wandering peen ways, she’s only briefly talked about the break-up and kept it pretty cordial. Well, Shakira was obviously letting the rage simmer slowly inside her before letting it show itself through song! Argentinean producer Bizarrap released a video of a recording session titled BZRP Music Sessions #53, where Shakira lets out a dancey goat yodel of revenge. While singing in Spanish, Shakira lets a trick have it with lyrics like “you left me as a neighbor to the mother-in-law, with the press at the door and the debt in the Treasury and “women don’t cry anymore, they cash in.” Shakira also dragged Pique’s side piece turned main piece, Clara Chia Marti, by singing that he’s “traded a Ferrari for a Twingo” and “a Rolex for a Casio.” Poor, Twingos of the world, just sitting there minding their own business when Shakira had to shit all over them! – HuffPo

Here’s the trailer for the movie version of Judy Blume’s Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret starring Rachel McAdams in a role that I’m shocked didn’t go to Jennifer Garner. I hope it’s a hit because Judy Blume is a gift and because it may finally lead to the re-release of the elusive Freckle Juice (1987) movie- Lainey Gossip

While on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Gwyneth Paltrow mouth-farted out a love note to the 90s because those were the days when celebrities could do blow at the club without worrying about getting caught or secretly recorded on an iPhone. I just heard what sounds like a ball rolling across the floor. I’m guessing that’s from you shooting out your Jade coochie egg over the shock of knowing that Goopy did coke in the ’90s- Celebitchy

In more shocking news, the decision to move the Golden Globes from Sunday night to Tuesday night didn’t pay off in the ratings for NBC – Pajiba

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but a rich celebrity with a major studio behind them will not really face any consequences for their shitty and ILLEGAL behavior. And yes, I’m talking about Ezra MillerDeadline

Good news for the rubber stunt dick industry, Minx has been saved by Starz after HBO dumped it – Just Jared

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