Category: Queen Elizabeth
Royal Officials Are Defending Prince Andrew’s $20,000 Taxpayer-Funded Golf Trip
What is it about golf? Why are there so many examples of powerful men (many of whom got their power from mummy and daddy) spending entirely too much time putting and driving instead of doing their job? HA! I know, I act like Prince Andrew actually has a job. To me, the only thing more boring than participating in a round of golf is being at a party and having to sit through a conversation with Prince Andrew––but that’s another story entirely.
This one is about Andrew’s golfing getaway wherein he reportedly racked up $20,000 in flights and other shit––all on the British public’s dime. And now, Queen Elizabeth’s officials, who have been doing a lot of damage control ever since, you know, Andrew got caught up in Jeffrey Epstein’s world of illegal sleaze, is defending the cost.
The Pictures From Princess Beatrice’s Socially Distanced Wedding Are Here
After realizing that a big ass royal wedding was not possible during THESE TIMES, Princess Beatrice and her property developer fiance, Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, had themselves a much, much smaller wedding in one of the smaller party rooms at the Pizza Express in Woking. No, but it was a pretty simple affair (for the royals) and now they’ve released pictures of Princess Bea’s socially distanced wedding including the one above of THE QUEEN thinking, “Let’s get this affair on, love, I’ve got work to do!”
Queen Elizabeth Appeared On Television To Address The Covid-19 Situation
You know, I wasn’t expecting to return from my two-and-a-half month hiatus by looking straight into the no-nonsense eyes of Queen Elizabeth delivering an emergency broadcast address to the world, but here we are. An appearance by Serious TV Liz is somewhat unusual. But so is our current situation of hiding indoors due to coronavirus. So she decided to grab her best brooch and address the nation.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Sussexodus Has An Expiration Date
Yesterday’s historic announcement from Queen Elizabeth II proclaiming her grandson Prince Harry’s and Meghan Markle’s, official escape from royal life neglected to include a very important detail. She’s only giving them a year! People reports that this is going to be a sort of trial run and they all gotta get together in a year at Buckingham Palace to see if it’s working for everyone. Well, no one’s calling for his royal beheading anymore for being an alleged Jeffrey Epstein-bestie and pedophile, so it’s definitely working for the Queen’s favorite church-going son Prince Andrew.
Prince Harry And Duchess Meghan Might Get Their Security Detail Paid For By Canadian Taxpayers
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan continue to ruin Queen Elizabeth’s afternoon tea. We know by now that Harry and Meghan have announced that they’re no longer senior royals, that they want to have jobs and make their own money, and that they’re going to divide their time between Frogmore Cottage in the UK and somewhere in either Canada or the United States.
Now we know that there’s a very good chance all their moving boxes will be sent to somewhere in Canada. And we also know that despite claiming they want to start paying for stuff all on their own, some of their bills might end up getting paid by Canada, thanks to Harry and Meghan’s royal family connection. Oh, and speaking of the royal family? One source claims Harry’s family was literally the only reason for why the Sussexes quit.
98-Year-Old Prince Philip Is Currently In The Hospital, And The Queen Is Out Of Town
Prince Philip might be hanging his Christmas stocking on the end of a hospital bed this year. People magazine says that Buckingham Palace confirmed this morning that Queen Elizabeth’s 98-year-old husband checked into a London hospital today, and they’re not sure when he’ll be out.