Category: Queen Elizabeth

Buckingham Palace Swears Queen Elizabeth Never Blocked A Law That Would Expose How Wealthy She Is

February 9, 2021 / Posted by:

You can find out the estimated net worth of just about anyone famous, thanks to the internet. It’s not 100% accurate of course, but it does help you to understand if someone is rich or rich rich. We all know Queen Elizabeth is rich rich, because being born into royalty will do that to a person. But if you want to know exactly how many coins The Queen has tucked away in her perfectly color-coordinated handbag, well you’re shit out of luck. A proposed law from the 1970s would have exposed The Queen’s personal wealth, but it never passed. And now Buckingham Palace is denying that The Queen was responsible for a shady cover-up back in the day.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have Pretty Much Quit Social Media (And They Might Be Back In The UK In June)

January 11, 2021 / Posted by:

I’ve never been Meghan Markle on social media, but I can imagine that it might go a little something like this:

1. Meghan posts something benign, like a sunset
2. Her mentions fill up with people accusing her of using Hollywood cable TV actress witchcraft to hypnotize poor, sweet Prince Harry and trap him into a life of hunky husband servitude, where he is expected to do her diabolical bidding
3. Maybe someone asks her to drop her hair routine

Meghan herself has previously claimed that she was the most trolled person on social media in 2019, so no one should be that surprised to learn Meghan and Prince Harry are pretty much calling it a day when it comes to their social media presence.

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The Queen And Prince Philip Got The COVID-19 Vaccine

January 11, 2021 / Posted by:

English grannies everywhere can breathe a big sigh of relief – Queen Elizabeth and her tall husband of 73 years, Prince Philip, both received their first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine over the weekend. The Royals join more than a million other people in the UK who’ve been jabbed by the tiny, life-saving prick. A Buckingham Palace spokesman confirmed the news in a statement that said simply: “The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh have today received Covid-19 vaccinations.” Usually, the couple’s private health matters are kept under wraps, but apparently, the Queen wanted the public to know “to prevent speculation.”

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Michael Sheen Returned His OBE To The Queen

December 30, 2020 / Posted by:

The only thing I’ve ever been given by Queen Elizabeth was a response to a letter I wrote her about god knows what. I was about seven, so I was likely asking her if she is allowed to stay up late to watch The Simpson’s. I’ve never been mad at The Queen for any reason, so I don’t know what I would do with that letter (I’m kidding, I’d absolutely sell it on eBay). Michael Sheen got something from The Queen in 2009; she presented him with the Order of the British Empire. And when Michael decided it was no longer the honor it once was, he knew exactly what he wanted to do with it. Michael Sheen packed it up and sent it back to Her Majesty.

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The Queen Has Cancelled Her Annual Family Christmas Party In Sandringham

December 2, 2020 / Posted by:

This is terrible news for anyone whose Christmas Day isn’t complete until they’ve seen Queen Elizabeth and her closest DNA relations put on their best hats and wool coats and get photographed walking to and from a church in Norfolk, England. I’m sorry, but your Christmas is ruined! And you have The Queen herself to thank for it (I’m sure if you send an angry letter now, she’ll receive it by the 25th). Buckingham Palace announced earlier today that The Queen’s annual holiday family tradition of gathering at her big fancy estate, Sandringham House, isn’t going to happen this year.

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Britain’s Culture Secretary Wants Netflix To Make It Clear That “The Crown” Is Fiction

November 30, 2020 / Posted by:

The Crown. It very pretty. It kinda boring. I mostly fast-forwarded to the scenes with Princess Diana (played by Emma Corrin). Diana is portrayed as sympathetic, lonely, and very young. Prince Charles (Josh O’Connor) is depicted as a stuffy old cheater who never loved his wife to begin with (um, fact?). This season has reignited interest in their shitty marriage and the Royal Family as a whole. And Britain’s Culture Secretary, Oliver Dowden, believes it has damaged their reputations.

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