There’s a plot twist in today’s edition of From Child Star To CamStar, because unlike Bella Thorne, who promised bare nipple and served up blue balls instead, 32-year-old Aaron Carter actually delivered dick and a money shot. But well, if you’re looking for an official review of Aaron’s jack-off debut, that stuffed lion’s “WHY ME!” face says it all.
During a messy Instagram Live last night, Aaron Carter held up what appeared to be a positive pregnancy test, which would more than imply that his girlfriend Melanie Martin is pregnant. Aaron then went to People magazine and confirmed that Melanie is really pregnant with his kid.
I know you’ve all been wondering how former streetwear model and offspring-of-beautiful-people, Presley Gerber (son of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber), has been coping throughout this global pandemic. Times are tough, but you’ll be relieved to know that your boy is keeping busy: shooting some hoops, engaging with his idiotic loyal followers, and taking another much-needed trip to the tattoo chair.
Privileged white boys getting face tattoos. So in right now! Aaron Carter making scary decisions. Also so in right now. So, obviously, Aaron, who already has a few questionable tats on the ol’ visage, made the wise decision to add to the collection. This time, he got his girlfriend’s name inscribed above his eyebrow. Melanie.
Aaron Carter just had his guns taken away, was admitted to the hospital, got a variety of facial tattoos, had restraining orders taken out against him by his own family, and had his fans call the cops to make sure he didn’t die during a nap. So perfect time for a new girlfriend. The Blast reports that Aaron has debuted a new woman on his social media. Continue reading
I wish I could say that the police were called to Aaron Carter’s house for a funny reason. Like that Aaron misread the date on the calendar, crawled up on his roof in an attempt to steal one of Santa’s reindeer and flip it on Craigslist, and got stuck up there. But TMZ reports that law enforcement received a call last night reporting a possible overdose at Aaron’s house.