Category: Bad Medicine
Medical Experts Don’t Recommend Kourtney Kardashian’s New Vaginal Health Gummies
Kourtney Kardashian’s probably been dutifully guzzling Travis Barker’s batter for the past nine months just as her fertility doctor instructed, so she now must fancy herself some kind of genital juice sommelier and decided that the next logical step in her wellness supplement grift, Lemme, is to fill the world with sweet-tasting vaginas. She posted a video on Instagram yesterday promoting a new gummy supplement which she claims aids in vaginal health, scent, and taste; but according to BBC News, multiple medical professionals called her out for trying to profit from women’s insecurities by developing and marketing an unnecessary and ineffective product.
Dr. Oz Was Mocked For A Campaign Video Of Him Shopping For Crudité
So Dr. Oz has weird food tastes. Who cares? Mitt Romney’s favorite meat is hot dog, so what’s the big deal if Dr. Oz likes to dip his raw broccoli in salsa while shoving a five-pound bag of carrots up his ass? That shouldn’t disqualify him from office, should it? Newsweek reports that Dr. Oz, who is running as a Republican for the U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania against Democratic candidate John Fetterman, was cruelly mocked on the internet for a campaign video in which he plays an Average Joe going to the supermarket to pick up some crudité for his wife and is shocked and dismayed by the staggering prices of whatever random vegetables and pre-packaged foods happened to be in front of him when he yelled “roll!” to the cameraman. Presumably due to inflation, the total cost for his paltry haul was “Twenty dollars?!?!” Not counting the tequila! Our avenging Average Joe then laments how we have evil Elite Joe to thank for this. This being the untenable cost of grocery store guacamole.
Justin Bieber Got Into A Little Fight With A Doctor Who Called Him Out For Saying “Food Is Medicine”
Justin Bieber got into a pissing match with a doctor last week, because I guess he’s trying to be the badass toddler version of GOOP (POOP!). Dr. Joshua Wolrich dragged Justin for suggesting that food can affect your mental state, including anxiety or depression. Justin slapped back at the doctor for delivering educated medical advice backed with research but ultimately caved to reason and tweaked his initial statement about diet. But The Biebs did tell the doctor to fuck off. No lolly for that whiny brat!
Even If Millions More Will Die, Dr. Oz Thinks We Should Consider Opening Up Schools To Get Our “Mojo” Back
Oprah Winfrey may have donated $10 million towards coronavirus relief efforts, but even if that sum had several more zeros in it, it still wouldn’t make up for the sin of unleashing Dr. Oz on the world. According to The Wrap, Dr. Mehmet Oz recently appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News to talk about possibilities for “reopening” the country in the middle of a global pandemic. Dr. Oz then casually suggested that “schools are a very appetizing opportunity” for America to get its “mojo back”, which frankly are the most ghoulish words ever uttered, and yes I’m including words uttered by pedophile vampires. Dr. Oz says that despite a “2-3%” increase in mortality rates, it might be a good “tradeoff.” Oprah, we’re going to need a 200-300% increase in your charitable donations to even begin to make up for this quack.