Category: Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan Has Quit “Good Morning Britian” After Getting Called Out Over His Vitriol For Meghan Markle
I was sitting here writing about what a big baby Piers Morgan was when he stormed off the set of Good Morning Britain after being challenged by his co-presenter Alex Beresford about his relentless stream of trash talk directed at Meghan Markle. I had some good jokes in there like “he ran out of there so fast you’d think Prince Andrew had just sauntered into the studio barefoot carrying a bottle of massage oil,” but the joke’s on me because Piers was apparently so upset that he quit GMB. And unlike Piers, I’d never knock a person for leaving a toxic situation to protect their own mental health and well-being.
Piers Morgan Thinks The Sussexes Should Be Stripped Of Their Titles For Talking About Voting
If the year was 1820 and not 2020, Piers Morgan might have made a name for himself as The Ye Olde Town Hater. Shuffling endlessly through various city squares in a tri-corner hat large enough for his ego-swollen head, clanging a worn-out bell, screaming, “Your Earl and his wife have been known to enjoy libations prior to mid-day?!? Off with their heads!” In present day, he does pretty much the same thing, except it’s all on Twitter. On Friday, Piers got to hate on one of his favorite couples, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, when he said that they should be stripped of every royal title they have. Can you believe this doesn’t have anything to do with them wearing shorts in public? No, it’s because Meghan spoke about the upcoming American presidential election.
Piers Morgan Is Mad At Victoria Beckham For Maybe Paying Her Staff With Government Relief Funds
Because Piers Morgan has some kind of DNA mutation in which his sentience depends completely on his ability to be outraged at something a famous person did, he’s currently pissed off at Victoria Beckham. And his anger is directed at a choice Posh might or might not have made in regards to furloughing her Victoria Beckham brand employees during the coronavirus lockdown.
Piers Morgan Accused Jameela Jamil Of Harassing Caroline Flack, And She Slapped Back
Two very chill, kind people, Piers Morgan and Jameela Jamil, are attacking each other on Twitter over claims that Jameela online-bullied the late Caroline Flack back in October. This one has a lot of complicated, depressing back story, so let’s just dive in and get it over with… Continue reading
Sinead O’Connor Retold A Story About Prince Trying To Assault Her
Even though she only met him a handful of times, Sinead O’Connor and Prince will forever be intertwined thanks to Nothing Compares 2 U, the Prince penned song that made her famous. In 2014, Sinead told Esquire Magazine that one of the few times she met Prince, he tried to whoop her ass. Apparently, he “summoned” her in order to lecture her about her potty mouth, and things escalated after she told him to fuck off. Yesterday, Sinead repeated the story to Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain, adding that there were other women too, who had first hand experience with Prince’s petite fists of fury. How fucking dare she*!
*Talk to Piers Morgan
Mel B Was Upset That Victoria Beckham Didn’t Come To The Final Spice Girls Concert
Would you rather jet off to Spain with your hot husband for a wedding that is crawling with football hunks and has a top shelf open bar, or stay home to go to a loud ass concert just to say “hi” to your annoying ex-coworkers? Anybody picking the latter has something wrong with their brain. But Victoria Beckham’s no fool. Posh didn’t make it to the final show of The Spice Girls’ Spice World 2019 tour at Wembley stadium this past weekend which upset Mel B, even though Posh had a perfectly legitimate excuse (in addition to simply not giving a shit). Seriously, how many times does Posh have to show the sole of her 6-inch hot pink Victoria Beckham brand stiletto before Mel gets the picture? She’s good love, enjoy.