James Corden is an asshole. You know it, I know it, the waitstaff at Balthazar knows it. And now Mel B has joined the growing list of Corden-haters. The Wrap reports that, during an appearance on the British chat show The Big Narstie Show, Mel was asked, “Who is the biggest dickhead celebrity you have ever met?” While most celebs would plead the fifth, Scary Spice has never been one to bite her (pierced) tongue. And she didn’t just give us a name. She gave up names. Plural. Mel answered, “So, there’s a few. James Corden, Geri Halliwell, Jessie J, and me.” James? Duh. Geri? Makes sense; there’s old Spice Girl beef. Jessie J? These two also have history. Mel once called her “the most overrated” pop singer. Finally, Mel B listing herself: a stroke of genius. Softens the blow, makes her seem self-aware and willing to poke fun at herself. All in all, a perfect, shady answer to a perfect, shady question. Continue reading
Aaron Carter Claims He Dated Mel B And Broke Up Karina Smirnoff’s Relationship With Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Aaron Carter is spilling some tea on his past relationships. Whether or not any of it is true is a different story, but he’s telling us if we like it or not! The 34-year-old face tattoo enthusiast spoke about his alleged “low key” relationship with Mel B and his stint on Dancing With The Stars where he had a brief fling with his dancing co-star Karina Smirnoff. Guess you learn more than just the cha-cha at DWTS!
Would you rather jet off to Spain with your hot husband for a wedding that is crawling with football hunks and has a top shelf open bar, or stay home to go to a loud ass concert just to say “hi” to your annoying ex-coworkers? Anybody picking the latter has something wrong with their brain. But Victoria Beckham’s no fool. Posh didn’t make it to the final show of The Spice Girls’ Spice World 2019 tour at Wembley stadium this past weekend which upset Mel B, even though Posh had a perfectly legitimate excuse (in addition to simply not giving a shit). Seriously, how many times does Posh have to show the sole of her 6-inch hot pink Victoria Beckham brand stiletto before Mel gets the picture? She’s good love, enjoy.
The Spice Girls movie is a masterpiece, so you would think that Mel C, Geri Halliwell, Victoria Beckham, Mel B, and Emma Bunton would never waste their time attempting to top such a level of celluloid success. But according to The Hollywood Reporter, the Spice Girls are making another movie. Just this time, it will be starring their cartoon likenesses instead.
Before I went to bed last night, I read the headline: Mel B “Doing Fine Now” Following Treatment After Herpes Infection Rendered Her Blind. I thought that well, if you’re going to suffer through the horrible and terrifying fuckery of eyeball issues, it may as well be from something fucked-up yet interesting like HERPES. Unlike me, whose eyeball issues are from just shitty genetics.
But Mel B says that yes, it’s true that her vision is going through it, but it doesn’t seem like it’s because of Coachella’s #1 parting gift: herpes. And the Spice Girls (Minus Posh) reunion tour will go on!
The Daily Mail is reporting that a Spice Girls reunion world tour was an actual possibility but now all of us 90s gays who never got to see the Spice Girls live will have to just live with it. It seems that after Mel B revealed a secret cooch bumpin’ session with bandmate Geri Horner, shit has hit the fan and our dreams of a world tour are dead and buried along with all of the wind-breaking track pants they forced Mel C to wear all those years.