Category: Oprah Winfrey
Stedman Graham Is Quarantined In Oprah’s Guesthouse
Well, look who’s in the doghouse guesthouse after waiting too long to self-isolate! It’s Oprah’s long time paramour, Stedman Graham. Oprah ordered him to quarantine in the guesthouse of her $90 million Santa Barbara mansion. Stedman, 69 (noice), was still working and traveling as late as last Thursday. Oprah, 66, had pneumonia last year, and bronchial infection just last week, so there was no way she was letting Stedman’s irresponsible ass into their non-marital bed.
Idris Elba’s Wife, Sabrina Dowhre, Has Also Tested Positive For Coronavirus
Oprah is keeping herself busy, honey. All the suburban housewives are up in their houses with nothing but their iPads and annoying kids–this is money-making time for Oprah Winfrey! She’s cranking up the content and is calling up her celebrity friends with coronavirus to keep us informed. She spoke with Idris Elba and his wife, Sabrina Dhowre, for Oprah Magazine about his coronavirus diagonsis and she learned that Sabrina has tested positive for coronavirus too.
No, Oprah Has Not Been Arrested For Sex Trafficking
Considering #thesetryingtimes (which have quickly morphed into #theseuncertaintimes), it’s hard to know what to believe anymore. Between the conspiracy theories, hoaxes, everything that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth, and the truth— it seems like nothing, and anything, is possible. That’s why when you see Oprah Winfrey trending on Twitter, you might easily believe that she’d tested positive for coronavirus, or that she somehow bought her way onto the democratic ticket and is now running for president, or even that a sex tape featuring her and Gayle King had surfaced. But to hear that Oprah’s house was raided and she’s been arrested for child sex trafficking? Come the fuck on. But also, WHAT?! But mostly, come the fuck on. Obviously that didn’t happen, but enough people believed and/or spread this story, that Oprah had to walk the three miles from her sitting room to her foyer to tweet out a denial.
Snoop Dogg Made Fun Of Oprah’s Fall
When you’re someone as iconic and influential as Oprah Winfrey you almost become viewed as somewhat untouchable. That is unless your name is Gravity, because that bitch has no favorites. And recently, Gravity got together with her old pal Irony and they came together to wish Oprah nothing but embarrassment while she was doing a demonstration on figurative Balance during her wellness tour. Now people can’t stop laughing, and the leader of the pack on that front is none other than OG Chief of the Reefer and recent Gayle King-dragger Snoop Dogg.
Oprah Fell Down At Her Wellness Tour While Talking About Balance
They say money can’t buy you happiness. Well apparently, money can’t even buy you a sensible pair of shoes to stand in while talking about patchouli oils, crystal healing and whatever else Oprah Winfrey went on about on her North American wellness tour. You had ONE JOB, Oprah! Stand there and let the minions tear themselves apart for simply being in your holy presence.
Snoop Dogg Has Apologized To Gayle King For His Tirade Against Her Over Her Kobe Bryant Questions
Snoop Dogg has issued an apology to Gayle King on Instagram for calling her a “funky dog-head bitch” (Siba would like A WORD) and possibly threatening her (depending on who you ask) in the wake of CBS airing a clip of the interview Gayle did with Lisa Leslie, a WNBA star and close friend of the recently deceased Kobe Bryant. Snoop’s initial tirade was directed at both Gayle and her BFF Oprah Winfrey (and concluded with the statement “Free Bill Cosby” which was applauded by Bill Cosby himself on Twitter from prison). That caused Oprah to take precious time away from promoting her controversial book club selection to defend Gayle on Today and let us know that Gayle had been receiving death threats over the matter. Happy Black History Month! (yes, it’s still only February)