Night Crumbs
Today’s reason to delete the Twitter app and set fire to your phone before going back to bed: Bill Cosby tweeted a thanks of support from prison to Snoop Dogg for calling for his freedom while Snoop slammed Gayle King for bringing up Kobe Bryant’s rape case in an interview. That whole sentence is why the phrase “goodnight” was invented – Just Jared
The Hollywood Reporter’s brutally honest Oscar ballet co-signs Bong Joon-ho’s thoughts on how the Oscars are a local bitch – Lainey Gossip
A tummy tuck nearly took Jessica Simpson out, and I don’t know whether to love or hiss at her looking like Cobra Commander’s trophy wife – Celebitchy
Speaking of Jessica Simpson, she says she never got that gift from Nick and Vanessa Lachey. Expect Netflix to order a 12-episode docu-series on this riveting mystery. That was served with zero sarcasm because they totally will – BuzzFeed
Charli XCX or Gaga Jr.? – Popoholic
Am I stoned or does Rita Ora’s belly button look like a snake eye peeping through a peephole? Or both! And yes, this is what most of us wear to the library. Stars ARE just like us – Drunken Stepfather
If your kink is watching an alpaca spit at a British morning show host who isn’t Piers Morgan, here you go – SOW
Nicki Minaj has realized what the world has realized for years: she shouldn’t tweet – Complex
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