Category: This Is America
Open Post: Hosted By A Pantless Brawl At The Opening Of An In-N-Out
Donald Trump kinda-sorta admitted he lost the Presidential election. A not-insignificant swath of Americans have chosen to forgo holiday travel this year, for the greater good. The Sexist Man in Alive is actually sexy. America is healing. According to The Daily Mail, a brawl that broke out in Aurora, Colorado between patrons, one whose pants fell down in the melee, who had been waiting in line for 14 hours to get their first taste of In-N-Out, proves that America’s standing on the global stage hasn’t been completely obliterated by #thesetryingtimes. No more standing by in dismayed shock, helplessly watching unthinkable events unfold and screaming to the heavens “This isn’t who we are!” This is exactly who we are.
Snoop Dogg Has Apologized To Gayle King For His Tirade Against Her Over Her Kobe Bryant Questions
Snoop Dogg has issued an apology to Gayle King on Instagram for calling her a “funky dog-head bitch” (Siba would like A WORD) and possibly threatening her (depending on who you ask) in the wake of CBS airing a clip of the interview Gayle did with Lisa Leslie, a WNBA star and close friend of the recently deceased Kobe Bryant. Snoop’s initial tirade was directed at both Gayle and her BFF Oprah Winfrey (and concluded with the statement “Free Bill Cosby” which was applauded by Bill Cosby himself on Twitter from prison). That caused Oprah to take precious time away from promoting her controversial book club selection to defend Gayle on Today and let us know that Gayle had been receiving death threats over the matter. Happy Black History Month! (yes, it’s still only February)