Category: #theseuncertaintimes
Zendaya And John David Washington Filmed A Movie In Quarantine
Zendaya and Euphoria creator Sam Levinson are hoping the answer to the question “who the fuck wants to watch a movie about life in quarantine?” is a resounding “yes, but only if it’s sexy.” According to Deadline, Zendaya is an executive producer on a film starring opposite Denzel’s son, John David Washington, which was secretly filmed in an architecturally significant house in Carmel, CA, from June 17-July 2. And this wasn’t some slipshod driveway shoot like Scott Baio’s movie that got shut down by SAG for violating COVID-19 protection protocols. Malcolm & Marie is premium content featuring two sexy people fighting with each other in quarantine, presumably over who ate the last fucking pickle and didn’t put pickles on the motherfucking shopping list because Marie sure as fuck isn’t going to go wait in line at the fucking grocery store again to get more fucking pickles YOU ASSHOLE— but make it fashion.
Tracy Morgan Talked To “Today’s” Hoda Kotb About Coronavirus Role-Playing, His Pet Gorilla, And Donald Trump
Tracy Morgan is a clown. And I mean that in the best possible way. So it’s not surprising that Hoda Kotb came away from interviewing him on Today with whip cream and seltzer in her hair. Throughout the interview, Tracy rattled off a number of wild and obviously untrue statements such as him impregnating his wife three times in three weeks, he and his wife sexually role playing as desperate “young maiden” and “scientist who discovered the cure,” him wanting to get his new pet gorilla tested for COVID-19, and Donald Trump not being to blame for the situation at hand. Oh, that Tracy!
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have Moved To L.A. And Are Making Plans For The Future
Now that their active duties as royals have come to an end, I, for one, am looking forward to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s tenure as The Baron and Baroness of Instagram, I mean private citizens. And it’s just around the corner (unless we’re all dead)! People reports that Meghan and Harry have left Canada (perhaps sneaking over the border under the cover of night like a couple of bootleggers dressed like Bonnie and Clyde), and have settled in a “secluded compound” in Los Angeles. I guess they’re just waiting out the clock for that April 1 deadline to officially release them from the shackles of royalty so that they can embrace their new identities as Hollywood Actress/Influencer/Lifestyle Blogger and valet.
No, Oprah Has Not Been Arrested For Sex Trafficking
Considering #thesetryingtimes (which have quickly morphed into #theseuncertaintimes), it’s hard to know what to believe anymore. Between the conspiracy theories, hoaxes, everything that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth, and the truth— it seems like nothing, and anything, is possible. That’s why when you see Oprah Winfrey trending on Twitter, you might easily believe that she’d tested positive for coronavirus, or that she somehow bought her way onto the democratic ticket and is now running for president, or even that a sex tape featuring her and Gayle King had surfaced. But to hear that Oprah’s house was raided and she’s been arrested for child sex trafficking? Come the fuck on. But also, WHAT?! But mostly, come the fuck on. Obviously that didn’t happen, but enough people believed and/or spread this story, that Oprah had to walk the three miles from her sitting room to her foyer to tweet out a denial.