Category: Bill Cosby

Janice Dickinson Got Paid By Bill Cosby’s Insurance Company After They Decided To Settle Her Defamation Suit

July 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Janice Dickinson originally accused Bill Cosby of drugging and raping her back in 2014 when she revealed that in her book No Lifeguard On Duty, she wanted to write about the incident but her publisher was pressured by Cosby to not publish the story. What went to print was Janice saying he was a creep to her, and what she revealed later was that it was full-blown sexual assault. Well Janice testified at his trial about the alleged abuse saying she wanted to punch his ass, and she had also previously taken things further and sued Bill  Cosby for defamation. Well now we know the result of that all these years later, and it’s turned out well for Miss Janice. She got herself a nice check from Bill Cosby’s insurance company, and surprisingly, he’s not happy about it.

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Bill Cosby’s Weird Father’s Day Messages Really Did Come From Bill Cosby

June 18, 2019 / Posted by:

There was a time when Bill Cosby could go by the title of “America’s Dad,” and most people would agree with that. But then Bill Cosby became an irrefutable monster, and the title couldn’t be stripped off him fast enough. But Bill Cosby lives in a giant pudding cloud of delusion, which apparently means he still thinks he’s got paternity rights over America.

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Bill Cosby Asks The Superior Court For Bail While He Appeals His Conviction

April 25, 2019 / Posted by:

It sounds like things aren’t going quite as well for Bill Cosby in prison as he had previously let on. Last we heard he was adored by all, feeling great, and luxuriating in the prestige that only comes with being an imprisoned civil rights hero and a political martyr. But all of a sudden he wants out. Like real, real bad. Like he dropped his harmonica down the toilet and his cellmate stole his stamps bad.

Bill’s been trying to appeal his sexual assault conviction since the gavel dropped, but he’s just filed a request for bail with the Superior Court so he can shit in private while that’s happening. Bill’s also released a statement explaining why he should never have had his toilet paper rationed in the first place. He’s a political prisoner don’t you know, and the racist judge is out to get him! Plus now there’s corn in his harmonica. Bill doesn’t even remember eating corn!

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Bill Cosby Loves Prison

February 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Bill Cosby is having the time of his fucking life in prison. He’s been there about 4 months and was recently released into/onto the general population. According to his spokesperson, Bill’s right where he wants to be, standing in the shadows, nay eclipsing the shadows, of the greatest civil rights warriors known to mankind (or womankind, wait no, just mankind). Vulture reports that Bill is having “an amazing experience” and compares himself to the likes of Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela, and Malcolm X. He’s also been playing doctor with the his fellow inmates and offering diagnoses based on his experiences of acting out the role of an OB/GYN on TV. He’s probably also hanging out near the shitter catching corn-filled commissary turds left and right yelling “It’s a boy!“.

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Bill Cosby Will Stand Trial Again For Sexual Assault Of A Minor

November 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Suddenly, the guard moving the TV remote in the prison day room is the least of Bill Cosby’s worries. Deadline reports that an L.A. Superior Court judge has just granted a woman named Judy Huth a trial date of October 17, 2019 for her civil suit against Bill, accusing him of sexually assaulting her at the Playboy Mansion when she was 15. That means he’s being accused of child sexual assault, which is not going help his case for getting double Jell-Os on Wednesdays.

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Camille Cosby Issued A Statement In Response To Bill Cosby’s Latest Appeal Being Denied

October 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Whatever Camille Cosby had envisioned for her golden years, it certainly wasn’t making weekly visits to the pokey to sit in an overly-lit room that smells of ammonia and fried bologna to visit her jailbird husband, but that is where we are. ABC 6 reports that Bill Cosby’s got fewer options than a new pilot starring Roseanne Barr called What’s The Big Deal? co-starring Dustin Diamond as Squawk, her Ambien induced hallucination. America’s judge, Justice Steven O’Neill, ruled against Bill’s most recent request for a new trial or sentencing hearing on Tuesday. And Camille has made it known she thinks it’s a travesty of justice!

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