Category: Oprah Winfrey
CBS Released Two Teaser Trailers For Oprah’s Interview With Prince Harry And Meghan Markle
Not since Geraldo Rivera was hyping The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vault has the world been so beside itself with rabid anticipation as it has been waiting for CBS to drop this Oprah Winfrey interview with Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. So you can be damn sure CBS is going to milk that shit for every penny they had to pay Oprah to get her to sit in a wicker chair for two hours. As such, CBS just dropped two new teaser trailers for the interview letting us know that the conversation will be Princess Diana-forward. Additionally, “some pretty shocking things” will be uttered, and an “almost unsurvivable” ordeal will be recounted.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Oprah Winfrey Bought Several Dozen Billboards In Kentucky To Demand Justice For Breonna Taylor
One of the most frustrating things on social media at the moment is the amount of people screaming for someone, anyone – but preferably the authorities – to arrest the three Louisville Metro Police Department officers who shot and killed 26-year-old EMT Breonna Taylor in her home in March 2020. It’s been five months of effort, both good and not so great, and Breonna’s family is no closer to justice. Oprah Winfrey is clearly getting tired waiting for anything to be done, and so she recently paid to have a whole bunch of billboards erected around Louisville, Kentucky, demanding that the officers involved finally be arrested and charged.
Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Baked Bread For Charity And Signed With A Top Speaking Agency
According to People, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, personal photographers in tow, recently volunteered at Homeboy Industries, “a community social justice organization working to improve the lives of formerly incarcerated and previously gang-involved people in L.A.” where they helped prepare “meals to food-insecure seniors and youth across L.A. amid the COVID-19 pandemic,” and where Harry hugged a crying lady. People also reports that they’ve both signed with the top-flight Harry Walker Agency which specializes in speaking engagements. Sounds like Meghan and Harry have finally cleared all the obstacles in their path that were preventing them from fulfilling their destiny as angels in America.
Open Post: Hosted by Oprah Attempting To Change Her Own Duvet Cover
You know this pandemic is bad when THEE Oprah Winfrey is forced to do her own chores. Yesterday everyone’s favorite self-made billionaire (hey, she’s better than Kylie) posted an Instagram video of herself struggling to properly stuff a duvet into a duvet cover. Which…yeah. That shit’s hard. It’s the most relatable she’s ever been (even though there’s a four-poster bed and what appears to be twenty-foot ceilings). Continue reading
Stedman Graham Is Out Of Quarantine And Reunited With Oprah
Can’t you just hear that picture? “WOOHoooOOO!” Oprah’s excited because Stedman Graham has finally finished his fourteen days in quarantine. While she’s spent the last two weeks livin’ it up mansion-stylez, 69-year-old Stedman’s been stuck in their ramshackle Santa Barbara guesthouse. But it’s his own damn fault. He waited too long to self-isolate, and was traveling for work as recently as March 19th. Huh, never knew Stedman was such a rebel.
Oprah Winfrey Is Donating $10 Million Towards Coronavirus Relief
With Tom Hanks’ return to the United States, the three cornerstones of the Illuminati pentagram can once again join forces to summon the devil as soon as Oprah Winfrey can get Jay-Z to pick up the phone (don’t worry, they don’t have to worrying about staying 6-feet away from each other so they don’t catch coronavirus because they invented coronavirus). Perhaps as a smoke screen to hide their true purpose, Oprah has decided to donate $10 million dollars to various coronavirus relief efforts, $1 million of which has already been donated to America’s Food Fund, a newly formed organization co-founded by Leonardo DiCaprio and Laurene Powell Jobs (Steve’s widow). So now, can we let her get back to sucking the brains out of babies’ ears in peace? Your move, Jeff Bezos (oh wait, he just announced he’s dating $100 million to Feeding America).