Category: Open Post
Open Post: Hosted By Julia Fox Pretty Much Going Topless At A Cannes Film Festival Party
Julia Fox is a verifiable boob magician (a “titgician,” if you will) at this point, wearing confusing look after confusing look where they’re one sneeze away from freedom, all in a bid to miraculously extend the 15 minutes she was granted after strangely pronouncing the name of a movie she was in (“UNCUH JAMS”) and valiantly rescuing Kim Kardashian from Kanye West by “dating” him. She recently sawed them in half with whatever fug dress she wore with bootleg kabuki makeup at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and on Sunday, she set the titty free by wearing a completely see-through glass-look top at the Cannes Film Festival Art of Elysium 25th anniversary party.
Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Who Was “High Out Of His Mind” After A Vet’s Visit
Doctor’s appointments aren’t always enjoyable. As you get older, you get less, “You’re looking great. See you next year.” to “Good Lord, what the hell have you done to yourself?!” But sometimes the visits can still be a lot of fun, ifyaknowhatImean. A pup had an encounter with some of the doctor’s good stuff and left the office as high as Snoop Dog after a party hosted by Willie Nelson!
Open Post: Hosted By The World’s Most Expensive Ice Cream
While I love me a nice ice cream, I find it hard to spend too much on a gourmet flavor when I’m just as happy eating a plain vanilla cone. It’s the curse of having a Neanderthal palate. If you’re someone like me who believes that a $6-$8 Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey is a tad too indulgent, then you are not the core audience for Byakuya. If you’re looking to blow over $6000 on ice cream, then this scoop’s for you!
Open Post: Hosted By Rihanna Sharing Throwback Topless Maternity Photos
Rihanna recently revealed her son’s name to the world after announcing her second pregnancy during this year’s Super Bowl, and her fans have been eagerly awaiting the birth of baby billionaire #2. But ahead of this, Rihanna remained very tight-lipped about her son’s name and date of birth. We now know RiRi went the unique route by naming her first kid RZA, which solidified him as an unofficial junior member of the Wu-Tang Clan for the rest of his life. But what we weren’t aware of was the tantalizing tropical goddess photoshoot Rih Rih did while pregnant with RZA, until now. She released the pics on Instagram, and they don’t look like any maternity photos I’ve ever seen before. Because Rih found a way to mash up Fantasy Island and P-Valley in a shoot she affectionately refers to as “Rub on ya titties.”
Open Post: Hosted By The First Unionized Strippers In America
The strippers of a North Hollywood club, Star Garden Topless Dive Bar, are now the United States’ first unionized strippers after joining Actors’ Equity following a 15-month fight with the owners of the bar. Yes! I love when strippers work together! Except when they drug and steal from men, but that was one time and Jennifer Lopez already went to prison for that–oh wait, that’s just the movie Hustlers.
Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell’s Fight To Free The “Taco Tuesday” Trademark From The Clutches Of Taco John’s
If Americans love two things (I’m going to ignore guns for now lalala), the first would be eating bastardized ethnic foods, and the second would be cutesy alliteration! So it’s been troublesome for some taco peddlers and poor LeBron James that a relatively small taco chain, Taco John’s, has owned the trademark for the expression “Taco Tuesday” for the last 30 years and hasn’t been afraid to rip off cease and desists if someone else uses it. Enter taco and diarrhea mega-chain Taco Bell, which just launched a legal crusade to “liberate” the trademark by filing to have it yoinked out of Taco John’s hands and reverted to a generic term so the people can have it back to proclaim, monetize, and hashtag as they see fit.