Category: No Thank You

Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “He’s All That,” Which Jameela Jamil Thinks Looks Terrible

August 5, 2021 / Posted by:

The original She’s All That wasn’t really all that to begin with so people had low expectations for He’s All That, the gender-swapped remake starring TikToker Addison Rae, going in. Well, the trailer is here, and let’s just say expectations were met! Exceeded even, considering that Addison’s best adult friend Kourtney Kardashian pops up out of nowhere. No wonder Jameela Jamil #TookToTwitter to proclaim — “This looks objectively Fucking terrible.” And she’s right. The “nerd” (Tanner Buchanan) Addison makes over doesn’t even wear glasses! I’m like, come on. How else are we supposed to know a transformation has occurred? Make! It! Make! Sense!

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Here’s The Full Trailer For Camila Cabello’s Girlboss “Cinderella”

August 3, 2021 / Posted by:

I don’t think Camila Cabello is going to be getting in line behind Scarlett Johansson to sue her studio anytime soon because the trailer for her new Cinderella movie for Amazon Prime is out, and had they released this shit in theaters as originally planned, the theaters would probably all have to shut down all over again. Because we saw what happened the last time James Corden was let loose on the big screen. Now I’m not saying Cats caused the pandemic, I’m just saying we can’t be too careful.

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Jennifer Lawrence, Angelina Jolie, And Jamie Foxx Reportedly Turned Down Roles In David O. Russell’s New Movie

June 3, 2021 / Posted by:

Just yesterday we learned that Taylor Swift was going to keep on trying to establish herself as a musician-slash-actress, with a role in David O. Russell’s new film, which is rumored to be possibly titled Canterbury Glass. Naturally, I assumed that Taylor’s casting was some kind of Plan B pretty blonde backup situation, due to David O. Russell’s “muse” Jennifer Lawrence not being in the movie. As it turns out, David reportedly did ask Jennifer Lawrence if she wanted to work with him for the fourth time, and sources say she, and others like Angelina Jolie and Jamie Foxx, turned him down.

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Joe Biden Reportedly Rejected A Campaign Donation From Louis C.K.

April 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Ever since Louis C.K. confirmed the longstanding rumors that he was a dick-yanking creep, and was subsequently fired and dropped from everything, he’s been trying to stage his big comeback. Between the red hair and the delusion, he’s like if Valerie Cherish were awful. And his comeback just hasn’t happened yet, because it seems that every time his name is in the news, it’s for something bad. Remember Louis LOL-ing about the n-word? Or when Louis roasted up the surviving Parkland High School shooting victims? We’ve got a new one to add to the list of Embarrassing Reasons Why Louis CK Is Trending Today, and it’s because Joe Biden sent back a donation Louis made to his 2020 Presidential campaign.

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Ray J Is Pulling A Kim Kardashian And Wants To Meet With Trump About Freeing Suge Knight

November 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Move over, Kim Kardashian. Ray J is here to try to outdo you when it comes to attention whores earning do-gooding points by getting prisoners out of prison. Although, Kim helped to release Alice Johnson, someone who shouldn’t be in prison. And Ray J is trying to release someone who should stay in prison, a place where inmates can’t drive cars to run over men with.

Ray J is all about Suge Knight right now, because he’s working with Nick Cannon on a Suge Knight movie. Ray J probably wants Suge Knight to walk the carpet at the opening of that movie, because he’s trying to get into the ear of Trump to get Suge pardoned. Ray J believes that Suge Knight is no longer a cold-blooded killer and is a changed man!

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Look Who’s Getting A Reboot, It’s “Look Who’s Talking”

July 9, 2019 / Posted by:

In a big win for sub-mediocrity, the director who coaxed 2 Razzie award winning performances out of his leads in The Wedding Ringer is having more money thrown at him to write and direct a reboot of Look Who’s Talking. Cue Kirstie Alley getting her agent on the phone in hopes of one last shot at riding John Travolta’s wild hog. Nobody tell her they’re going in a different direction with this one. I want to see how this plays out.

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