Category: Pardon Me
Joe Exotic Is Hoping For Another Shot At A Presidential Pardon With Help From “90 Day Fiancé” Alum Jesse Meester
Joseph Maldonado-Passage, or Joe Exotic as he’s better known, has been begging for a presidential pardon since rising to fame on one of the skankiest shows to come out of the pandemic: Netflix’s Tiger King. Joe has been imprisoned since January 2020 for animal abuse and having a hit out on rival cat lady/“that bitch” Carole Baskin. Joe seemed to be close to getting a pardon from that past reality star/probably future inmate president (that we don’t need to mention by name near meal times), but fell short, while clemency was granted to rappers Lil Wayne and Kodak Black. Now, Joe is attempting to be pardoned by President Biden with the help of another reality person–Jesse Meester– who appeared on 90 Day Fiancé and is the ex of notable cougar, Darcey Silva.
Pamela Anderson Kissed Donald Trump’s Ass In An Effort To Get Him To Pardon Julian Assange
Whoever Julian Assange has tasked with handling Pamela Anderson deserves a raise. If you want a favor from Donald Trump, having a big tittied blond woman blow smoke up his ass is not only the best way to get his attention, it’s the only way. Pam’s been one of Julian’s most vocal, and frankly, big tittied supporters, and has been using what’s left of her celebrity in an attempt to get him pardoned. To that end, her most recent stunt was to appeal directly to Donald’s ego.
Ray J Is Pulling A Kim Kardashian And Wants To Meet With Trump About Freeing Suge Knight
Move over, Kim Kardashian. Ray J is here to try to outdo you when it comes to attention whores earning do-gooding points by getting prisoners out of prison. Although, Kim helped to release Alice Johnson, someone who shouldn’t be in prison. And Ray J is trying to release someone who should stay in prison, a place where inmates can’t drive cars to run over men with.
Ray J is all about Suge Knight right now, because he’s working with Nick Cannon on a Suge Knight movie. Ray J probably wants Suge Knight to walk the carpet at the opening of that movie, because he’s trying to get into the ear of Trump to get Suge pardoned. Ray J believes that Suge Knight is no longer a cold-blooded killer and is a changed man!