Category: New Couple Alert
Bill Hader and Ali Wong Are Dating Again After Splitting Up For A Second Last Year
Last December, it was reported that comedians Bill Hader and Ali Wong were a thing for a few months before breaking up. They supposedly broke up because both were “super busy.” But I guess their schedules are now clear enough for them to start boning each other again.
Tiffany Haddish’s New Boyfriend Is Bitcoin Investor Marvin Jones
Last year, Tiffany Haddish was in the news over a lawsuit that accused her and Aries Spears of grooming and abusing children for a “comedy” skit (the lawsuit was later dropped). A year before that, Tiffany was in the news over allegations of her bullying doctors online and spreading COVID-19 misinformation. That same year, Tiffany was in the news over breaking up with Common, who has since moved on to Jennifer Hudson. This time, Tiffany is in the news for something that’s not totally messy. Tiffany has a new man, Marvin Jones, and the messy part is that he’s a Bitcoin investor. That’s messy because we all know what happens when celebrities and cryptocurrency mix.
Tim Burton And Monica Bellucci Have Been Secretly Dating
The Daily Mail reports that Monica Bellucci, a gorgeous and talented Italian siren, is dating Tim Burton, a guy who gets hard for all things gothic. Apparently, these two have known each other for 16 years but have only been “secretly dating for four months.” My first thought was, “Damn, and right after he split with Helena Bonham Carter.” Then I Googled, and was absolutely horrified to find out Tim and Helena have been over since 2014. 2014. Time flies when you’re making the same movie over and over with Johnny Depp! Aaand another Google informs me Tim and Johnny haven’t worked together since 2012’s Dark Shadows. What is happening?!?
Lukas Gage Went From A Living In A Tiny Apartment To Dating Kim Kardashian’s Stylist In Record Time
The Devil works hard but his manager, Kris Jenner, works harder. Today in What Won’t She Do news, Kris has somehow managed to turn a working-class hero into another cog in the Kardashian machine, churning out tangential plotlines in exchange for his mortal soul. Or it’s just a coincidence. But two years ago, Lukas Gage was just another one of “these poor people that live in these tiny apartments,” and today, he’s banging around on dune buddies at a luxury Mexican resort with his new boyfriend, Chris Appleton, who just so happens to be Kim Kardashian’s hairstylist. The very one who fried her shit to a crisp Corpse Blonde for the Met Gala last year.
Florence Pugh Stepped Out On Valentine’s Day With A Man Named Gooch
Well, now this is just unfortunate. As we know, Florence Pugh values her privacy above all else, especially when it comes to who she is, and is not, fucking. Having risen above the Don’t Worry Darling drama of last year, and with Oppenheimer and Dune: Part 2 under her belt, she probably thought she could date whomever, and we’d be more chill. So what does Miss Flo* go and do? Well, according to Page Six, she goes and steps out with a “normie who she went to school with.” Which would be fine except this dude happens to be named Charlie Gooch. GOOOOCH. Together they are THE GOOCH & LE PUGH. (Zach) Braff X Pugh was bad enough. This is worse.
Selena Gomez And Drew Taggart Of The Chainsmokers Are “Having A Lot Of Fun Together”
Despite the obvious similarities, Selena Gomez and the rapper T.I. are not really all that much alike. Even though they wear the same shoe size, when it comes to accepting smooches from a chain smoker, Selena is by far the more liberal of the two. According to Us Weekly, Selena has no issue cleaning out a dirty ashtray with her tongue and has been “having a lot of fun” with her new boyfriend, Drew Taggart, 1/2 of the EDM duo The Chainsmokers and presumably the 4th wheel on the SMS Wifey, Brooklyn, and Nicola Peltz-Beckham’s yacht.