Those vitamins must be working overtime because Lindsay Lohan has been busier than ever this week. It’s almost as if some frazzled P.A. sat her down, slapped the menthol Kool out of her hand, and said, “Look, don’t fuck this up for the 400th time, okay?” After dropping a fresh turd a killer bop yesterday, Lindsay decided to promote it on Instagram Live by hosting a little impromptu Q&A session. And the results were typical Lindsay: promises, mixed with a dash of delusion, and that sultry smoker’s voice––plus a special (attempted) appearance by Mommie Dearest, Dina Lohan.
Now normally around this time of year, Lindsay is busy plotting the next great April Fool’s prank. But thankfully, she sat this one out and instead channeled all of her energy into filming herself talking to fans.
In the nearly 13-minute long livestream session, Lindsay does a pretty good job of maintaining her composure while followers threw their G-rated questions at her. I found myself on the edge of my seat throughout the whole thing because I mean, a LIVE and UNFILTERED sit-down session with Lindsay? That could go either way. But she handled it as well as could be expected, despite dropping some BS bombshells that, while not necessarily believable, were pretty on-brand.
For example, did you know that Lindsay’s dog, Gucci, lived to be 27? Or that she recently bought the rights to a book called, “The Honeymoon” ––which she plans to adapt for the screen herself? Hmmm…
She also confirmed that that soon-to-be classic Cursed, with Mickey Rourke, is still in the works, but production is on hold due to a lack of interest COVID-19. Oh, and she’s still living in Dubai, attempting to “save” children. And her biggest inspiration in life is God. Somebody get the Kennedy Center people on the line! This woman needs to be honored ASAP.
But the one great takeaway from this clip is that, it’s 2020 and STILL nobody has time for Dina Lohan, who attempts to call her daughter during the live video, which Lindsay promptly declines. It’s almost too good NOT to watch.
Savor this introspective mess in all its glory: