Since Zsa Zsa Gabor has gone off to the heavens to marry and divorce the rich angels, many of us have been worried about the future of glamour. Mickey Rourke is now here to smooth out our frazzled nerves with a look that is the epitome of glamour from the tip of that Emo nana wig to those melting rubber lips to that overgrown Pom (who can’t be bothered with the paps) to those tastefully ripped Fashion Nova jeans to that double serving of LV.
After having lunch with his Pom Pom friend at Caffe Roma in Beverly Hills, Mickey brought some sass, ass and class to the stroll. Because of that Louis Vuitton pocketbook and those luxurious Louis Vuitton boots, Mickey is either dressed like a teen girl from Texas who just ran into money and spent it all at Neiman’s or a mom from Texas who just ran into money and spent it all at Neiman’s. Whatever the case may be, Mickey is bringing it. Louis Vuitton can go ahead and fire their entire marketing department, because Mickey has done all of their jobs and done it better.