Amanda Bynes Accused Her Fiance Of Doing Crack And He Called The Cops On Her When She Tried To Kick Him Out

Just when things seemed to be going so well for her, having very recently been released from her 9-year conservatorship, Amanda Bynes is once again involved in some bizarre, dark-sided messiness. According to TMZ, Amanda’s fiance of 2 years, Paul Michael, called the cops on her because she tried to kick him out of her house after accusing him of using crack, “looking at mom-and-son porn” and hiding salmon under his mom’s bed. I wish I was kidding. I wish TMZ was kidding. I wish the LAPD was kidding. Hell, I wish this entire year was kidding. In fact, I’m beginning to wonder if humanity itself is just an elaborate April Fools Day joke and that the Big Bang was the result of the universe throwing a cherry bomb into the galaxy’s toilet. It would explain a lot.

Not much is known about Amanda’s fiance Paul other than the fact that he is reportedly in his 20s, and that Paul and Amanda met in AA. Amanda first announced their engagement in February of 2020. That’s when she first showed up with the black heart tattoo on her cheek. On March 9th it was reported that Paul had ended their engagement after he attended a conservatorship meeting with Amanda’s parents at which a judge ordered Amanda to check into a mental health facility. Paul reportedly got cold feet and was scared off by the severity of her condition. Then, on March 18th, she and Paul both shared, then deleted, an ultrasound with Amanda’s name on it on Instagram, suggesting she was pregnant. At that time, Amanda’s lawyer issued a statement saying she was being treated for mental health issues and no baby materialized. Now, two years later, Amanda has been freed from her conservatorship and seemed to be doing well. Re-enter Paul. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes’ fiance called police early Thursday morning after she accused him of doing crack cocaine … LAPD sources tell TMZ.

Police arrived at their home at 2:30 AM after Paul Michael told the dispatcher he and Amanda were embroiled in a verbal dispute. Paul told cops Amanda had been taking his Adderall and was out of control. He said she kicked him out of the house, but he stayed until cops came.

Amanda went on Instagram early Thursday and said, “Paul told me that he stopped taking his medications. I looked at his phone and he was looking at mom-and-son porn. He vandalized his mom’s home. He broke all of her pictures and put salmon under her bed”.

She wasn’t done … “His behavior’s alarming, and I’m afraid of what he’ll do.”

She ended by saying she allegedly “found Paul’s stash of crack cocaine. He’s been using for the past six months,” she claimed. “He needs serious help. I kicked him out of my house.”

We reached out to Bynes’ lawyer, but so far no response.

As for Michael … he went on Insta as well, saying he didn’t know “what the fuck she’s talking about.”

Amanda’s video has since been deleted, and her most recent Instagram account has been wiped clean of everything except for two posts advertising new music featuring, you guessed it, Paul. I cannot find a current Instagram account for him. Fuckery, today thy name is Paul. Here’s Amanda explaining why she kicked Paul out of the house.

Amanda Bynes via her Instagram Story rn: pic.twitter.com/QYsi64Jgol

— 2000sview (@2000sview) April 28, 2022

That crack in her voice is heartbreaking. However, Amanda shared a second video clarifying that it wasn’t actually “mom and son” porn Paul was looking at, he “looked up MILFs. Moms and sons just popped up.” She also said “I went to CVS, bought a drug test. Paul tested clean. Paul’s clean.” Most importantly though, Amanda’s still got a sense of humor and ended her update by letting us know, she knows, she had food in her teeth in the previous video.

UPDATE: Amanda Bynes wants to clarify that she found MILF and moms and son popped up under that subject. She also went to get a drug test for Paul and he is clean. pic.twitter.com/uCDjKi697S

— Obiscure Nick (@ObiscureNick) April 28, 2022

Amanda’s lawyer David Esquibias gave a statement about this to People:

“Amanda and Paul had an argument Wednesday evening. Amanda left her home, where Paul has been residing, for her safety before the situation escalated. She was not there when police arrived. Amanda is now back home and denies Paul’s claims of taking his medication. She remains focused on her well-being.”

I know Paul’s bad news if only for the fact that he didn’t tell Amanda she had food in her teeth. The kind of man that will let you walk around with lettuce in your teeth, is the kind of man who calls the cops because he’s getting yelled at. This situation is made all the more concerning because historically, Amanda’s relationship with social media has not been the healthiest. She was off it for a long time while she was in recovery, but popped back up on Instagram in March of this year to thank fans for their support shortly before her conservatorship was dissolved. So for her to be relying on it now is probably not great. Around the same time she made her comeback to Instagram, she announced that she was in the process of having the tattoo on her face removed, which appeared faded at the time. But as you can see, it seems to be back, or at least, not markedly changed since March. I know Amanda’s seen a lot of specialists over the past couple of years, but she might need to see one more — a hypnotist to reverse whatever dickmatization she’s under.

Pic: Instagram