Category: Leonardo DiCaprio
Tobey Maguire “Couldn’t Land A Girl” While Partying With Leonardo DiCaprio
Sorry, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” There’s a new contender for the saddest sentence ever written: Tobey Maguire “couldn’t land a girl” while partying with Leonardo DiCaprio. Wow. Is this real life? According to Page Six, it is. Their source claims that Tobey, 46, and Leo, 47, were hanging in the VIP section of the nightclub MainRō in Hollywood on Thursday night, and Leo introduced Tobey to “three different blondes.” But he struck out with all of them. Oh God… what’s next? Brunettes?!
Open Post: Hosted By Leonardo DiCaprio Forcing Jonah Hill To Watch “The Mandalorian”
After the success of Don’t Look Up, many are asking questions like, “Wow, what a fun film. What’s Jonah Hill going to do next?” or “Are we all going to die horrible deaths due to the effects of climate change?! If you’re in the former camp, then don’t expect Jonah to be starring in Star Wars media anytime soon. His best bud Leonardo DiCaprio tried to get him hooked on the smash hit The Mandalorian with little success. Leo’s going to have to try to get his old friends into other cool young people things if he wants them to have something in common with his girlfriends!
Scientists Have Named A Species Of Tree After Leonardo DiCaprio
Members of the Pussy Posse were probably so confused by this news. “A tree? Sure I guess, but Leonardo DiCaprio is much more familiar with a bush.” If only those scientists knew the man they were naming tree species after, they might have stayed a little more on brand. But for now, they decided to honor the part-time eco-activist with his own kind of tree. Leo gets his own tree before aspiring tree Scarlett Johansson? A bold move.
Leonardo DiCaprio And Lukas Haas Were Also Partying On A Yacht In St. Barts Over New Year’s
There must have been some kind of climate summit going on in the Caribbean over the holidays because Lauren Sanchez wasn’t the only person to counterbalance her St. Barts yacht excursion over New Year’s by posting about a pet environmental cause on Instagram immediately after. Page Six reports that eco/panty-warrior Captain Leonardo DiCaprio and his First Mate Lukas Haas, known affectionately within the Pussy Posse as “little buddy,” also spent New Year’s Eve partying on and in the waters surrounding St. Barts with Lauren, Jeff Bezos, and a plethora of other folks who must have had a lot of PTO on the books to spare. Thanks to these brave men and women who have devoted their lives to saving our precious environment, we now know that 26,000 rainforest and Eucalyptus trees have been planted onsite at Mongo Valley Wildlife Sanctuary in Australia and that Leo likes to nibble the celery in his poolside Bloody Mary like an adorable little koala bear!
Kate Winslet “Couldn’t Stop Crying” When She Reunited With Leonardo DiCaprio After 3 Years
Kate Winslet did an interview with The Guardian to reflect on the success of Mare of Easttown, the pandemic, and her career. And since they discussed Kate Winslet’s career, the subject of Titanic inevitably reared its iconic, Oscar-winning head (err, bow). And with Titanic comes Jack Dawson, aka Leonardo DiCaprio. Kate, 46, says she didn’t see her buddy Leo, 47, for three years because of the pandemic, and when they recently reunited in LA, she “couldn’t stop crying.” Was it because Leo was with his Gen-Z girlfriend, Camila Morrone, and Kate realized the 24-year-old was born the same year Titanic premiered??
Leonardo DiCaprio Jumped Into A Frozen Lake To Save His Dogs While Filming “Don’t Look Up”
My favorite movie of all time is Titanic (shut up), but I have a hard time reconciling my beloved Jack Dawson with today’s version of Leonardo DiCaprio. But maybe I’m wrong. Cuz today Leo is making headlines for saving his two rescue Huskies, Jack (!) and Jill, from drowning in a frozen lake. And Jack Dawson would totally jump into freezing waters to save the one he loves. Hell, he’d let himself freeze to death on a floating door to save a woman he met two days before!
