Category: Baby Yoda
Open Post: Hosted By The Creator Of “Gremlins” Saying That Baby Yoda Is A Copy Of Gizmo
As anyone who’s ever gotten lost in the soulful eyes of Baby Yoda can attest, the source of his incredible allure and seductive magnetism is not limited to his radar dish ears and adorable button nose. Rather, the true source of his power lies within his soul and is as intangible as the universe is vast. However, Variety reports that Joe Dante, the creator of Gremlins and Gremlins 2: The New Batch, believes that Baby Yoda was “completely stolen” and is an “out-and-out copy” of Gizmo, the furry mogwai that can’t even eat after midnight without destroying life, limb, and property with his monstrous issue. Joe is, of course, embarrassingly mistaken. Gizmo looks like a dog’s chew toy come to life whereas Baby Yoda looks like everything, everywhere all at once meets Telly Savalas. There simply is no comparison to be made.
Open Post: Hosted By Leonardo DiCaprio Forcing Jonah Hill To Watch “The Mandalorian”
After the success of Don’t Look Up, many are asking questions like, “Wow, what a fun film. What’s Jonah Hill going to do next?” or “Are we all going to die horrible deaths due to the effects of climate change?! If you’re in the former camp, then don’t expect Jonah to be starring in Star Wars media anytime soon. His best bud Leonardo DiCaprio tried to get him hooked on the smash hit The Mandalorian with little success. Leo’s going to have to try to get his old friends into other cool young people things if he wants them to have something in common with his girlfriends!
Open Post: Hosted By Lizzo As Baby Yoda
Halloween came early for the famous people of the world and while we had some uninspiring costumes (cough cough Kendall Jenner cough cough), a few folks decided to use the holiday to get ugly and ridiculous. In the grand tradition of Heidi Klum’s “Who the hell is that?” Halloween costumes, here’s Lizzo as Baby Yoda!
Lucasfilm Has Been Forced To Defend Baby Yoda After An Episode In Which He Eats Frog Babies
As everyone knows Baby Yoda is the adorable breakout star of the Disney+ series, The Mandalorian. But just like Elmo, or that annoying Baby that implores you must love him from Dinosaurs, Baby Yoda has officially crossed the line from Cute Puppet to DESTROY IT. The goodwill (and namesake cocktails) that Baby Yoda enjoyed back in 2019 has vanished in 2020, and it’s all because a cold-hearted, selfish Baby Yoda ate some poor unfertilized frog fetuses in a recent episode.
Baby Jabba The Hutt Is Here
Well you’ve done it. Because everyone thought that Baby Yoda was so cute and was cashing in on that shit, now we have Baby Jabba, as in Baby Jabba the Hutt, that disgusting slug who held up women in chains and bikinis. Fuck that kid, I say. And lucky for us he’s not official, as this is just the brain child of some artist trying to curse us with more shit we don’t need. …For now…
Seeing Baby Yoda Brought Werner Herzog To Tears
If you’ve spent any time at all on Cher’s internet this week, you’ve probably seen the Baby Yoda that makes an appearance in the pilot episode of the Disney+ Star Wars show, The Mandalorian by now. Baby Yoda is the breakout star of 2019 and his adorableness has got many grown adults all up in their feelings. That includes Wener Herzog. It turns out that in addition to Kim Kardashian’s ass, puppet babies are very much his kink (intellectually, of course). In an interview for Variety, Werner says seeing Baby Yoda on set made him cry, calling the little guy “heartbreakingly beautiful”. And please remember, despite starring in a Star Wars TV show, Werner’s never even seen a Star Wars movie before!