Open Post: Hosted By Two Shirtless Pussy Posse Members In Mexico

December 14, 2016 / Posted by:

Why are you using your mouth to speak words I don’t care about when you should be using that mouth to kiss my ass for paying for this luxurious trip!?” – Pussy Posse (I can’t call them the Wolf Pack) leader Leonardo DiCaprio to his bro-in-waiting Lukas Haas, probably.

Since current Pussy Posse second-in-command Tobey Maguire might be busy getting a hot cougar-gone-wild lap dance from Demi Moore, he brought his current third-in-command (and former second-in-command before Tobey ruined everything by becoming single) to Mexico with him. Leo, Lukas and a lady friend all went swimming in front of the paps yesterday. It doesn’t look like the lady friend is Leo’s peice-of-the-moment Nina Agdal, but Page Six says that she’s in Mexico with him.

It seems like when Leo isn’t lying on a yacht, he’s frolicking on a beach, but you know, he deserves some rest and relaxation in Mexic0. Leo’s arms and legs are probably sore from being used as a press puppet by Donald Trump.

And because I have nothing but tact, I’m going to transition from talking about Pussy Posse nipples and Trump to Leonardo DiCaprio’s nice statement of words about Alan Thicke, the star of the show that made him!

Alan was a devoted father, husband, friend and role model. He knew how to harness the power of the entertainment industry to be a positive influence in so many lives – including mine. I will be forever grateful for the opportunity I had to work with Alan early in my career. He had tremendous class, a huge heart, and he taught me and so many others the valuable lessons about humility and gratitude. I’ve seen him a number of times over the years and when Alan Thicke walked in the room, quite frankly, no one was cooler. I miss him already – my thoughts and prayers are with the entire Thicke family during this difficult time.

Leo forgot to mention the part where without Jason Seaver, he wouldn’t be swimming in model cooch and millions of dollars today, but maybe he’s saving that bit for when he speaks at Alan Thicke’s funeral.

Pics: Splash

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