Category: Legal Shit
Ricky Martin Denies The Allegations That He Got Violent With Someone
It’s 2022, so naturally, we’re all wondering, “What in the world is going on with Ricky Martin?” Oh, you’re not keeping up on the Ricky news? And you consider yourself a Menudo fan! Well, let me fill you in. Ricky has been slapped with a domestic abuse restraining order in Puerto Rico from an unnamed party. Yeah, the she bangs guy (no, not William Hung!) is battling domestic allegations. Life comes at you fast.
Daddy Spears, Who Has Reportedly Been Dodging A Deposition, Wants Britney Spears To Sit Down For A Deposition
On this Father’s Day, there are a few things that are certain, like many of your Facebook friends posting retro thirst traps of their dads looking retro DILF-ey in the 70s and 80s. It’s also certain that Britney Spears didn’t sweetly grace her father’s ears with the words Happy Father’s Day. Well, unless she substituted “Happy” for “eat,” “Father’s” for “shit,” and “Day” for “asshole.” Because as we know, Brit Brit is estranged from most of her immediate family over their role in her 13-year conservatorship, and at the top of that familial shit list is her father Jamie Spears who she’s currently involved in a legal tussle with. Britney’s lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, claimed last month that Daddy Spears was “running and hiding” from his deposition where he’d have to answer to the claims that he pulled some shady shit while running his daughter’s conservatorship. And now Daddy Spears has become Bratty Spears, because he’s basically said to his daughter, “You go first.” Daddy Spears’ lawyers will schedule a date for his depo as soon as Britney Spears agrees to be deposed too.
The Parents Of 18-Year-Old Tokata Iron Eyes Filed A Protective Order To Keep Her Away From Ezra Miller, Who’s Reportedly Groomed Her Since She Was 12
The Ezra Miller Is A Menace To Society saga continues! And it just got extra sad: TMZ reports that the parents of 18-year-old Tokata Iron Eyes have filed a court order against Ezra, in an attempt to get their daughter away from the 29-year-old actor. The parents say that Ezra has been grooming Tokata since she was 12, and uses “violence, intimidation, threat of violence, fear, paranoia, delusions, and drugs” to control her. Tokata dropped out of school in December, and now she’s co-starring in “Ezra Miller vs. Hawaii: 2022.”
Katy Perry Wins Appeal In “Dark Horse” Copyright Infringement Lawsuit
In 2019, a jury declared that Katy Perry’s 2013 song, which was produced by the now-canceled Lukasz “Dr. Luke” Gottwald, sounded a bit too similar to a 2008 Christian Rap song called Joyful Noise by rapper Marcus Gray. The jury ordered Katy to pay Marcus $2.8 million. Katy appealed. That verdict was overturned by a judge a year later. Marcus appealed that appeal and the verdict is once again in! And Katy Perry is once again victorious. Cut to the nuns who were in a legal fight with Katy a few years ago checking their prayer connection to God because they were definitely praying for their nemesis to lose that shit.
Cardi B Wins $1.25 Million In Her Defamation Lawsuit Against Blogger Tasha K
This is why the word “allegedly” exists and blogger Tasha K has probably learned to use it more since Cardi B just won her federal libel lawsuit against Tasha. Time for Kulture to get a new Birkin because Cardi has been awarded $1.25 million in damages plus some expenses. While a jury was not on Cardi’s side back when she was allegedly (see what I did there) arranging for strippers to get beat up and got indicted by her fellow randomly-selected Americans, this time around they are solidly Team Cardi!
Tom Girardi’s Law Firm Is Selling “Erika Jayne Collectibles” To Help Pay Off Creditors
Failed gold digger and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Erika Jayne’s estranged husband Tom Girardi, 82, is officially Jackson Browne-ing (AKA Running On Empty). The disgraced/disbarred former lawyer, who claims to be totally broke, has been diagnosed with dementia and Alzheimer’s, is under conservatorship, owes oodles of cash to creditors and clients he stole from, and both he, Erika, and his former law firm, Girardi Keese, are still smack in the middle of several embezzlement lawsuits and a big ol’ bankruptcy case.
Now Girardi Keese is attempting to help pay creditors by auctioning off everything in their office that’s not bolted down. This includes several ridiculous vanity portraits of Tom, a bronze bust of his head, lawyer trophies, a framed wire transfer receipt from Tom’s Erin Brokovich case, a tacky bedazzled globe, and something called “Erika Jayne Collectibles.” I was hoping for Ziploc bags filled with the Real Housewife’s original skin, teeth, and liposuctioned fat, but the actual items are far more pedestrian.