Category: Jon Hamm
Lindsay Shookus Might Have Moved From Ben Affleck To Jon Hamm
Back in April, we learned that Ben Affleck would no longer be photographed in public drinking iced coffees with his on-again/off-again girlfriend Lindsay Shookus. Ben might be taking some much-needed me time, but apparently Lindsay is ready to hop back on the horse. And no, that’s not a cheap joke about Jon Hamm being hung like one. Okay, fine, maybe a little.
Here’s The Teaser Trailer For “Top Gun: Maverick” For Those With A Need For Speed
Even though it’s not going to be released for another year, a teaser trailer for Top Gun 2: Bottoms Up has landed. If I didn’t know any better I’d say they just cobbled together scenes from the original movie and slapped that old age filter over Tom Cruise’s face, because there is absolutely nothing new to see here. But the fleeting glance of Jon Hamm STRIDING WITH PURPOSE tells me they actually filmed some new scenes. But the rest is all been there, done that, got the soundtrack to prove it (seriously, it’s one of the best motion picture soundtracks of the 80s). Shirtless beach volleyball scene: Check. Tommy racing the wind on his motorcycle: Check. Drunken group singing: Check. Pointless insubordination: Check, check, and check.
Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm Swallowing Some Dick
If you read that headline and came (I can stop right there, I know) into the post thinking that you were going to get footage of Jon Hamm making out with the Hammaconda, then curse out that oversized Keebler Elf James Corden for setting this gag up. A gag that sadly doesn’t involve Jon Hamm gagging on some Hammaconda head.
Jon Hamm Would Be Open To The Idea Of Replacing Ben Affleck As Batman
The Superman suit isn’t the only spandex superhero costume that Warner Bros. might have to think about filling with a new actor. Rumors that Ben Affleck is done playing Batman have been circulating for over a year now, and Warner Bros. has never commented on that. If Warner Bros. is thinking of replacing Ben, Jon Hamm is up for it.
Jon Hamm Will Squeeze The Hammaconda Into A “Top Gun” Flight Suit
As if the addition of Miles Teller didn’t add enough douche bro fumes to the upcoming reboot of Top Gun, the ghost of Jon Hamm’s fraternity hazing past will also be haunting the set. Deadline reports that in addition to Jon, Ed Harris, and Lewis Pullman (son of MY president Bill Pullman), will also be joining the cast of Top Gun 2: Look Who’s Topping.
Jon Hamm Doesn’t Really Want To Talk About The 1990 Frat House Hazing Allegations Against Him
A few years ago, Star Magazine published a story of fucked-up hazing abuse that Jon Hamm allegedly participated in during his time at the Sigma Nu fraternity in 1990. Jon never commented about it. Three years later, and Esquire brought it up during an interview. As it turns out, the hazing incident is right up there with his crotch sausage on the list of things Jon Hamm doesn’t want to talk about.