Here’s The Teaser Trailer For “Top Gun: Maverick” For Those With A Need For Speed

July 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Even though it’s not going to be released for another year, a teaser trailer for Top Gun 2: Bottoms Up has landed. If I didn’t know any better I’d say they just cobbled together scenes from the original movie and slapped that old age filter over Tom Cruise’s face, because there is absolutely nothing new to see here. But the fleeting glance of Jon Hamm STRIDING WITH PURPOSE tells me they actually filmed some new scenes. But the rest is all been there, done that, got the soundtrack to prove it (seriously, it’s one of the best motion picture soundtracks of the 80s). Shirtless beach volleyball scene: Check. Tommy racing the wind on his motorcycle: Check. Drunken group singing: Check. Pointless insubordination: Check, check, and check.

Top Gun: Maverick (what it’s really called, but I like my title better) absolutely reeks of vanity project. We all know Tom’s a stunt queen and according to Slashfilm, he announced that “everything you see in this film is for real” and “all the flying you see in this picture is real”, as real as his inflatable stunt butt. Here’s what else Tom had to say about TG2: Miles Teller? I Hardly Know Her.

“Top Gun is about family, about sacrifice, and it’s about aviation,” Cruise told the roaring crowd in Hall H. “34 years ago I made a movie in San Diego, right here. I actually shot across the street in a restaurant. You all have asked for many, many years and I’ve traveled across the world and people have asked when are you going to do another one. I felt it was my responsibility to finally deliver for you.”

Ok, who has been asking Tom for this? Who did it? Which one of you useless meat bodies is responsible for this? Speak up. You’re not going to get in trouble, we just need to know who you are. Nobody? Huh. Ok, well, here’s what Nobody asked for.

Pic: YouTube

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