If you read that headline and came (I can stop right there, I know) into the post thinking that you were going to get footage of Jon Hamm making out with the Hammaconda, then curse out that oversized Keebler Elf James Corden for setting this gag up. A gag that sadly doesn’t involve Jon Hamm gagging on some Hammaconda head.
Spill Your Guts isn’t only what genitals do after their owners’ insides are destroyed by the Hammaconda. It’s also a game that James Corden plays with his guests on The Late Late Show where they either have to answer a question or swallow down food stuff like bird saliva or bull dick. Jon Hamm was on last night to promote whatever who cares and he and James played the game. You can watch the entire boring game if you want, but the only part any of us care about starts at around the 12:15 mark. James puts bull dick in front of Jon and tells him to either eat that bull dick or show everyone with his hands how big the world-famous Hammaconda really is.
The Hammaconda should have its own 4-part Planet Earth series (called Planet Earth: DICK) by now, but Jon Hamm doesn’t like talking about it (almost more than he doesn’t want to talk about the hazing allegations against him). So instead of telling James that it’s not physically possible for him to stretch his hands that wide to show accurately how giant the Hammaconda truly is, he took a load of severed bull dick to the throat instead.
I hate James Corden. He gets Jon Hamm to eat some dick, but it’s cut-off bull dick. Although, I know some sucio bitches will still fap to that. And Jon Hamm must’ve sedated the Hammaconda before the show, because if it was awake, it would’ve tore out of his pants and swallowed everything in sight including James Corden.