Ben Affleck just can’t seem to stay single for very long. Us Weekly reports that he and Lindsay Shookus are “are totally back on” on after being spotted together over the weekend. Looks like Lindsay finally got her timing right! Neither are still married like they both allegedly were when they first got together back in the summer of 2017. The two were together for a year before they ended things that fateful summer of 2018. Now they’re both divorced! And now that Ben’s working on his sobriety, and not eating cold Jack In The Box fries off of a Playboy model’s chest anymore, he’s almost a catch. Lindsay was smart to let Jennifer Garner swoop in and do the heavy lifting that got him there for her. Thankless work, that is.
According to Us Weekly, Ben and Linds have “picked up right where they left off”, which, if I’m remembering correctly, for Lindsay that meant staring off into the middle distance looking miserable, liquor store shopping, enabling ridiculous tattoos, not meeting his kids, and deleting her Instagram account when she found out Ben was spending time with Shauna Sexton.
Earlier this month, a source told Us that Shookus had reached out to Affleck. Now, while another source notes that the pair “wouldn’t exactly say they were totally back together,” they’re definitely “hanging out.” And the first source says things have been “easy” this time around.
Poor Shauna really did get the poop end of the Ben stick. She didn’t get to play savior and she didn’t ever get to go to any fun Hollywood parties. All she got was a lousy trip to Montana and the title of “Ben’s #1 drive-thru pal“. Well, guess who’s having the last laugh.
That’s right, look at her flaunting that beautiful virgin back skin. Ben is probably quivering with jealousy right now.