Category: Jojo Siwa
Dr. Fauci And JoJo Siwa Are Equally Influential According To The Time 100
There’s no greater honor (for a publicist) than landing a spot on the Time 100, Time Magazine’s publicist prom. Induction into the Time 100 comes with a fancy photo-shoot (for some) and a seemingly randomly assigned essay extolling the winner’s virtue. Ergo, Jimmy Kimmel was selected to write about this year’s cover boy for the Leaders category, Dr. Anthony Fauci when Dr. Phil would obviously have been a better choice. You know, Dr. to Dr. Sometimes it makes a little sense, like Marlon Brando Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio, honoring Indigenous activist Nemonte Nenquimo who has worked to protect rainforests in the Ecuadorian Amazon, even though she’s way too old to fuck at 33. But then you have Kim Kardashian West waxing poetic about JoJo Siwa and you think to yourself, is it too early to start drinking?
JoJo Siwa Celebrated Her 17th Birthday By Taking Her Hair Down, Sparking Gay Rumors
Want to feel old? JoJo Siwa turned 17 today, and unless you are a parent of tweens, you probably feel like it was just yesterday that you found out what a JoJo Siwa even is. And now you see she’s trending on Twitter and that she might be gay? Yes, sad to say, even in Quorinatine (™), life is passing you by.
According to Entertainment Tonight, the My Little Pony who was transformed into human form by a witch’s curse is trending on Twitter after she posted herself doing the “Wipe it Down” challenge on TikTok. And while future scholars will be puzzling over that sentence in the decades to come, in 2020 it just means she took her signature ponytail down, causing some to speculate that her new “TikTok lesbian” look might suggest a coming out. Want to feel old? There is something called a “TikTok lesbian.”
The Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards Went Virtual This Year
Nickelodeon did not cancel the Kids Choice Awards, which is a good thing, because we as a people have already been through ENOUGH and need a fake awards show to keep us going. But it seems like it was only yesterday when Selena Gomez walked away with “Favorite Female Voice from an Animated Movie”. Or remember back in 2015, during the tightest best actress race in history, when Emma Stone’s gripping performance in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” trumped heavy favorite Megan Fox in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”? Whew. That one still burns.
The LONG-AWAITED 2020 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards aired last night, and if you are between the ages of 3 and 13, or you just have awful taste in music, television, and movies, then all of your favorites probably won.
Jojo Siwa Had Her Makeup Recalled From Claire’s Because Of Asbestos
Jojo Siwa is trying to kill your children!! Just kidding. She is 16 years old and probably has about 0% involvement with anyof the rainbow-colored products making her and her family extremely rich. Well maybe now she’ll pay more attention or at the very least hire one of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s fact-checkers, because one of her Jojo Siwa-branded products has been recalled from Claire’s after it was discovered there was asbestos in it. Well your kids will definitely look like they’re wearing blush when they’re choking on their lung cancer.