Category: Dwayne Wade
Dr. Fauci And JoJo Siwa Are Equally Influential According To The Time 100
There’s no greater honor (for a publicist) than landing a spot on the Time 100, Time Magazine’s publicist prom. Induction into the Time 100 comes with a fancy photo-shoot (for some) and a seemingly randomly assigned essay extolling the winner’s virtue. Ergo, Jimmy Kimmel was selected to write about this year’s cover boy for the Leaders category, Dr. Anthony Fauci when Dr. Phil would obviously have been a better choice. You know, Dr. to Dr. Sometimes it makes a little sense, like Marlon Brando Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio, honoring Indigenous activist Nemonte Nenquimo who has worked to protect rainforests in the Ecuadorian Amazon, even though she’s way too old to fuck at 33. But then you have Kim Kardashian West waxing poetic about JoJo Siwa and you think to yourself, is it too early to start drinking?
BREAKING: Shaquille O’Neal Revealed His Real Hairline After Losing Bet To Dwayne Wade
Shaquille O’Neal was forced to grow out his natural hairline after losing a bet to Dwayne Wade. Shaq bet that the Milwaukee Bucks would bear the Miami Heat on Monday night, but, alas, the Heat won 105-89. And since money means nothing to uber-rich basketball stars, Dwayne chose the public humiliation of his good friend as payment. The big reveal occurred on Tuesday night’s pregame show for NBA on TNT.
Gabrielle Union Is All For Eating Your Man’s Ass
This is the classiest post I’ve ever penned. Gabrielle Union was kind enough to reveal to the Sway In The Morning radio show that she and her NBA player husband Dwayne Wade are progressive enough to engage in a little rimming now and then during sex. For those of you who might be confused, that means ass-eating. And in an interesting twist, Gabrielle revealed that she’s often the one doing the dining. Chomp that ass, Gabby!