Category: Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner Isn’t In A Race To The Altar With Her Boyfriend

January 30, 2020 / Posted by:

If you’re like me, whenever you think of Jennifer Garner these days, it’s usually accompanied with a, “Good for her!”, while watching videos of her make bagels before she presumably goes and noshes on one while waiting for her next Capital One commercial check to clear. But I guess some folks are wondering why Jen isn’t onto her next marriage yet. Jen and her Michael Vartan look-alike boyfriend, John Miller, have been together longer than a year, so OBVIOUSLY something must be wrong if they haven’t called an officiant yet.

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Modesty Reigned Supreme On The SAG Awards Red Carpet

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know which Project Runway reject fucked up the Overstock.com bedsheet challenge this badly either. And to think, we were so worried about Lizzo getting her juice all over the folding chairs at The Staples Center, we forgot to worry about potential coochie-contact with the upholstered seats at the Shrine Auditorium. However, Sarah Hyland’s short and confusing floral 4th of July bunting skirt was an outlier. For the most part, the outfits on display at last night’s Screen Actors’ Guild Awards were a lot more conservative, ranging from the tiered ruffles and billowy chiffon of a modest religious sect, to tailored suits. On ladies! Hollywood is confusing.

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Jennifer Garner’s Robot Burger Boyfriend Has Been Her Rock Through Ben Affleck’s Relapse

November 4, 2019 / Posted by:

After Ben Affleck’s recent sobriety setback, we were reminded once again what an absolute saint his ex-wife Jennifer Garner is. She’s like the statue of liberty for troubled men, only Ben’s a one-man huddled mass. Ben spent time with Jennifer on Halloween and was papped doing a school drop off with her. According to Us Weekly, the reason that Jen’s been able to stay strong during this difficult time is because her robot hamburger man John Miller has been beep-beep-booping by her side.

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Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Spent A Little Time Together On Halloween

November 1, 2019 / Posted by:

After Ben Affleck sadly had a relapse on a night out with his new maybe-piece Katie Cherry, he went off to his ex-wife Jennifer Garner’s house for support, because she’s always been there to help him pick up the pieces. Well, yesterday on Halloween, Mama Jen slapped on a happy face, some light makeup and hit the stroll with Ben as they dropped off one of their three children at school. That’s what she’s doing, that’s what she did: we can always count on Jennifer Garner, and apparently, so can Ben.

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Ben Affleck Addressed His Recent Trip-Up With Sobriety

October 28, 2019 / Posted by:

On Saturday night, Ben Affleck was seen stumbling around outside of a Halloween party in West Hollywood, which would be all well and good if he decided to dress up as Dolly Parton at the beginning of the song “9 to 5.” But it wasn’t the result of committing hard to an obscure costume choice; Ben didn’t appear to be sober. He recently confirmed that what we all saw was the result of a man working through the addiction recovery process.

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Jennifer Garner Says She’ll Never Post Pictures Of Her Kids On Instagram

August 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Jennifer Garner has three kids; Samuel Garner, 7, Seraphina Rose Elizabeth, 10, and Violet Anne, 13. And few in Hollywood can work a family pap stroll as effortlessly as Jen. Throughout the course of her marriage to Ben Affleck, through the good times, and the bad (and the bad times art directed to look like good times), we’ve seen Jen and the kids eat ice cream while Ben mopes, we’ve seen Jen and the kids at a 4th of July parade while Ben mopes, and we’ve seen Jen and the kids going to church while Ben mopes. But as likely as you are to see Jen’s kids at the checkout line on the cover of the National Enquirer, you’re equally unlikely to see them on her Instagram page. In a recent interview for InStyle, Jennifer says she’s too protective of her kids’ privacy to share pictures of them on social media. Mass market media only!

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